We've encountered Old McChimpanzee before. He's the overall-clad little guy
who got punk'd by a couple of heartless bastards a few months back. But it's his turn to show everyone who's boss now.
This dude's pet chimp (I want one!) knows how to get his attention when need be. The chimp beats him down and makes sweet music — belly bongo, anyone? I can't think of anything cuter than watching a baby chimp slam his hand on someone's bare gut repeatedly.
If it feels like you're losing more and more of your mind as you get older — you probably are.
Remember those
Geico "Even A Caveman Can Do It" ads? Well, the big chimp in this clip proves what I've long suspected and argued about with ex-boyfriends in the past: video games are so easy even a chimp could play them-- and play them well.
Years ago, there was a myth floating around that a woman over 30 had a better chance of getting hit by a bus than of getting married. The latest breaking animal news that
male chimps prefer older females is perhaps even more depressing.
I don't even want to get married, but is this what I have to look forward to?
