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Why Dudes Have Dogs: Self-Motivated Reason #265

GiggleSugar — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 02:00:00 -0700

Man's best friend? More like man's best doormat. We all know that bachelors use their dogs as ploys to pick up chicks in the park, but dudes also get dogs to help around the house. So when a dog's not out on the town hunting down a prospective honey, he's indoors doing what would be her dirty work. Wag, wag, wag, wag, wag.

May He Rest in Yeast

GiggleSugar — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 03:00:00 -0700

This 67-year-old Chicago man is planning for the future — with the end in mind. He's survived five whopping heart attacks and has come to terms with passing away someday, but not before getting his custom made Pabst Blue Ribbon beer can inspired casket completed in time for his departure. If the dude's life "revolves" around his fave beer, then why can't his afterlife? The obsession may sound absurd and sick, but where there's a beer — there's a way. See the "end" result below.

Driving Under the Influence of Dumbass

GiggleSugar — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 04:00:00 -0700

This dude is never talking his way out of a ticket.

Thanks, College Humor!

Frat Boy Thought He Aced the Exam. . .

GiggleSugar — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 11:00:00 -0800

Frat boy has a point, though. (No partial credit?)

Thanks, College Humor!

Now I'll Drink to That!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 09:00:00 -0800

Also comes with a DIY beer belly.

Thanks, College Humor!

Headline of the Day

GiggleSugar — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 08:00:00 -0800

Beer After Exercise May Be Better Than Water, Study Finds

A glass of wine a day keeps the heart doctor away, and Spanish researchers are now reporting that chugging an ice cold brewski after exercising may provide more gains than water. So let's see: we exercise to rid ourselves of the beer bellies we acquire from drinking beer after exercising? Sounds like a plan to me! To read more, click here.

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Pure Blonde...Beer?!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:02:00 -0700

Bottled water companies usually claim to capture "at the source," but I love that a beer company is now playing into the trend, too. Of course, advertisers wouldn't want buyers to think that a bunch sweaty, sleep-deprived truckers had anything to do with their product beyond delivering it. But blond glamazons who live with butterflies and fawns in a pristine meadow? Yeah, that's where beer comes from.

Man's Best Friend Needs To Just Say No

GiggleSugar — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:00:00 -0700

The game of fetch has officially gone too far. This is just ridiculous. I think the bartender of this household needs to put his ~~foot~~ paw down and end this insulting cycle of servitude immediately. Pets are people too, dammit! (Oh, and a little "please" and "thank you" would be nice...)

Stuck Between A Butt And A Hard Place

GiggleSugar — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 11:30:00 -0700

Responsible Party Tip #73: When you can't hold your liquor, sit on it.

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Rolling Rock Tests Out Its Boob Bottle

GiggleSugar — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 10:30:00 -0700

In the following prank, a Rolling Rock representative claims to want feedback from a women's focus group on the brand's new (and not so improved) boob-shaped bottle. It's a curvy design with two giant breasts and a slender "waist" built right into the bottle for maximum drinking pleasure. The fact that some men would get off on this sort of marketing is downright pathetic--which makes me wonder: who's the joke really on?

Men Obsessed With Their "Decks"

GiggleSugar — Wed, 04 Jul 2007 03:00:00 -0700

After a big Fourth of July barbecue, these guys sit around drinking beer and chatting. Inevitably, conversation moves to the topic of "decks": size, maintenance, protection, and the problem of raccoons...wait. That must've hurt!

Happy Birthday America!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 04 Jul 2007 02:00:00 -0700

Three cheers for the Red, White & ...Brew! Whoo-hoo!

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The Swear Jar

GiggleSugar — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:30:00 -0700

Establishing an office swear jar is a good idea, especially when the money accumulated in the jar buys everyone beer. Sh*t, since all censoring is thrown out the f*cking window, excuse me while I go add 50 cents to the swear jar. (But can we change that to a microbrew, or, better yet, scotch?)

Mr. Giant Taco Salad Inventor: Genius!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 08:00:00 -0700

Bud Light salutes the giant taco salad inventor as a Real Man of Genius. Although I find this funny, I have to agree. Whoever came up with the brilliant idea to call a 12,000 calorie entree a "salad" is my personal hero, so bring on the guacamole baby! (And okay, sprinkle a few shreds of lettuce on top.)

Funny or Scary? Banana Hammocks

GiggleSugar — Tue, 06 Feb 2007 13:06:10 -0800

The following Rolling Rock commercial was banned from TV because of its gratuitous display on men at work...in thongs. But isn't the ever-infamous plumber's crack even more revealing than a male thong? And exposure to the crack is not limited to the rare occasions the pipes get to leaking- we unfortunately see it more often than not. So, you tell me: is the banana hammock...

Funny or Scary? Banana Hammocks

Funny?

Scary?

Thong-The-Thong-Thong-Wrong!