I knew that headline would get your attention. Garry Kasparov, the legendary Russian chess player, has become an outspoken critic of
President Vladimir Putin. What does this have to do with anything?
The same
prankster who stuffed himself a stiffy to parade around at a car show is back, and this time, he's taking an already bad joke even farther. He's parading around a park where there are plenty more innocent old folks and children to terrify with his indecent display of crotch. I noticed that he seems to get more attention from men than from women.
Oprah is the new
Ellen. (Thought it was the other way around? Think again!)
Air Sex is the new Air Guitar. Of course, public displays of pretend sex are way more pathetic and even more of a turn-off than pretend guitar play. So my fingers are crossed for air guitar to make a rockin' comeback--quick!
Fergie's "Glamorous" is the new "Jenny From The Block." From rags to riches, she's the same old soul-- yadda, yadda, yadda. This song's been D..O..N..E..B..E..F-O-R-E, yeah.
