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WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 07:00:00 -0700

In this video, a younger Ashley Olsen is clad in disco-wear while dancing to disco Muzak. I always wondered how the Olsens made their millions. Improbably, you're lookin' at part of it. It is strangely mesmerizing, though. I can't stop watching . . .

Yo Hablo 61?

GiggleSugar — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 04:00:00 -0700

How do you say "dumb" in 61?

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2 Girls, 1 Cup: A Student Essay

GiggleSugar — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Whatever the merits of this essay, and notwithstanding the fact that the student shouldn't have written on lesbian scat/vomit porn for class without asking first (HELLO?!) — I respectfully disagree with the teacher here. It could've been an interesting essay. (On a side note, is it "apropriate" for this teacher to teach if spelling seems to be an issue?)

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Move Over Rachael Ray!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 15:00:00 -0700

There's a new chef in town, and he's wearing very little besides white pants and a white headband. (And his EVOO? He just wears it on his chest.) This hot, crunchy hunk of a man can come over and teach me "how to make bread" any day of the week! (Please keep aerial flips to a minimum, though, mister. I have really noise-sensitive neighbors.)

Someone Traded in the Hummer

GiggleSugar — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:00:00 -0700

Desperate times and high gasoline prices call for desperate measures. I appreciate the nod to the environment here, but a) I think you're supposed to leave those carts at the store and b) the Klondike bars are totally gonna melt.

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An Enjoli Woman For the 21st Century

GiggleSugar — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Forget bringing home the bacon, frying it up in a pan, and "never letting you forget you're a man." (Remember the Enjoli woman?) This chick will raise you one. She will: get painful implants, dance on a stripper pole, and iron your shirt, bitch. Enjoli woman 2.0.

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WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 10:00:00 -0700

Is this Olive Garden/Playboy synergy for real, or were the "girls" of Hooters not available? I suggest that they pose up against loaves of garlic bread and salad bar fixins, cuz that's sexay!

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WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 07:00:00 -0700

Welcome to Food Party with Thu Tran. If you think the woman who picks doughnuts off of trees is weird, wait until you meet her friend Yolk-O, Oh, No! I believe we've met the new Pee Wee Herman, and this is her playhouse. Wheee!

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WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 14:00:00 -0700

Is it my imagination, or is this woman taking notes?

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WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 01:00:00 -0700

Hey, it's no less believable than any other kind of wrestling!

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Isn't It Ironic?

GiggleSugar — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 10:00:00 -0700

Remind me not to go to Happy End for Happy Hour. (Maybe that was the waiter's tip?)

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Chess on a Rollercoaster

GiggleSugar — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Because stationary chess is for wusses.

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Taking Boredom to a Whole New Level

GiggleSugar — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 04:00:00 -0700

My head hurts just looking at this. I keep waiting for them to pop out like in a sci-fi horror film. Ugh.

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Unusual eBay Feedback

GiggleSugar — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 12:00:00 -0700

People are finding more and more ways of expressing themselves. I mean, not everyone can get a book deal or write that screenplay. Rather than be a troll and take out your angst in Internet discussion forums and the comments sections of blogs, you can leave unusual eBay feedback to show the world what a clever and witty person you are. Here are some of my faves, but you can click here to see more.

POSITIVE: Item shipped quickly, have been having erotic dreams about seller. Thanks!
POSITIVE: I don't really remember what I ordered. But I've been sitting in the box it came in all day, and it's great!
NEGATIVE: Despite indication in listing, I could not fit item into any of my body cavities.
NEGATIVE: Very nice monkey mascot costume, but it's a size 34, not a 63 as advertised.
NEGATIVE: Though you did nothing wrong, I am giving you this negative feedback to teach you that the universe is arbitrary and unfair.
NEGATIVE: Buying this Space 1999 Lunchbox did not fill the void in my empty life for as long as I'd hoped.

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Assertive Squirrel Is Too Assertive

GiggleSugar — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:00:00 -0700

This is what happens when the squirrel population gets too comfy with the humans. (He reminds me a little of my last date.)

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Water Sofa

GiggleSugar — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Someone's taking chillaxin' to a whole new level. Carry on, good sir!

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WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 15:00:00 -0700

News reports aren't kidding when they say that schools are underfunded. This poor teacher can't afford a ruler.

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Weird Cup on YumSugar

GiggleSugar — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 11:59:00 -0700

OneGirl, OneCup. Do you love or hate this cup? If you're a fan of the gross-out porn viral video phenomenon TwoGirls, OneCup, you might love this.

David Lynch Cat

GiggleSugar — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 01:00:00 -0700

Yesterday was Happy Caturday and today is not-so-happy Caturday. (Purrrhaps I've lost my marbles, but I find this video hilarious.) Zoe, however, is not amused.

WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 15:00:00 -0700

Fun for the entire, family, eh? Maybe the Manson family! Oh, wait. You mean this Corn Hole. OK, nevermind.

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Free If You Can Shove It in Your Pie Hole: A 3.5-Pound Hot Dog

GiggleSugar — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 14:00:00 -0700

"The Homewrecker" hot dog from HillBilly Hotdogs in West Virginia will give this monster to you for free if you can eat it in four minutes or less. (I'm sorry — did you say days or minutes?) As Boing Boing describes it, this is a "weapon of cardiovascular mass destruction." No. Freaking. Thanks.

Girls Gone Wild: The Golden Years

GiggleSugar — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 12:00:00 -0700

If this is what middle age has in store for me, just shoot me now.

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Woman Amazed by Sprinkler Rainbow

GiggleSugar — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 07:00:00 -0700

I know they say you should keep a child-like wonder about the world around you, but the lady doing the voice-over in this home video is taking it a bit too far. "What is oozing out of our ground?" she asks about the rainbow that's forming over her sprinkler. To which I reply with a (couple) questions: "What drugs are you on? And may I have some?"

WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 07:00:00 -0700

This freaky spokes-bot for some kind of sunscreen product is distracting me from the product itself. As the folks at AdFreak say in their YouTube writeup, "The last few seconds will haunt your dreams." I think they may be right.

Ewwwww!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 09:00:00 -0700

Clean never made me feel so dirty.

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WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 12:53:08 -0700

This Estonian meat commercial must be a guerrilla marketing campaign from PETA. How else can one explain an ad that makes its product the most repulsive-looking thing ever — reverse psychology? (Hopefully, this is publishing long after you've finished lunch!)

WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 08:00:00 -0700

This panda is just chillaxin' — that much I get. But he's doing it in a rocking chair. That's the part I don't get.

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Before and After

GiggleSugar — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 03:00:00 -0700

I don't know about you, but I think the first doggie's kinda cute!

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WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Poop Chutes & Ladders?

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WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 16:00:00 -0700

A Louis Vuitton garbage bag snapped in Beverly Hills. I guess their trash bags have to match their handbags!

Thanks, World of Wonder!

C'mon, Lady, You've Gotta Be Kidding Me!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 14:00:00 -0700

I know not everyone's a good speller, but don't you have to have minimal skills before you go on Wheel of Fortune? Sigh.

WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 11:00:00 -0700

"You can call the operator/For the Super Perforator. . ." Let me rephrase my original question: HUH?!

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Oh, Jeez

GiggleSugar — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Pierced nipples. On someone's naked butt. This way, you can tell a boob is headed in your direction whether he's comin' or goin'. How thoughtful!

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An Extraordinary Nutsack

GiggleSugar — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:30:00 -0700

Ummmmm, you guys might wanna rephrase that?

WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:00:00 -0700

No, what's weird is that you A) have this question and B) waste your time asking others online. Hope that helped!

Babysitter from Hell

GiggleSugar — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Otherwise known as dad?

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Low-Tech Superman

GiggleSugar — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 03:00:00 -0700

This is the wave of the future, people. CGI and its ilk can take their fancy-pants effects and shove it. The people are ready for a return to a kindler, gentler, lower-tech superhero like this curly-haired, wedgie-briefed Superman.

Men Who Look Like Kenny Rogers

GiggleSugar — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 16:00:00 -0700

As much as I love Kenny Rogers singing "The Gambler" and "Islands in the Stream" with Dolly Parton, I can't say the guy is on my mind a lot. Clearly, though, he's on the minds of the freakos who put together Men Who Look Like Kenny Rogers. It takes dedication to feature all Kenny, all the time. And who knew so many people looked like the silver-haired dude? (See the gallery below for a sampler.)

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Another Awesome Tattoo

GiggleSugar — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 14:00:00 -0700

Oh, man. A croissant reading the paper while drinking coffee. How civilized! That is, until you remind yourself that this dainty croissant is a tattoo. On someone's ass. (I can't decide which is my favorite —this croissant, or the dolphin smoking a bong in his favorite tattered recliner. Decisions, decisions.)

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Another Reason Not to Drive

GiggleSugar — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 10:00:00 -0700

Sure, gas prices are insanely high now. But a more compelling reason not to drive is that there are idiots on the road. Idiots riding motocycles while recumbent and texting. Why doesn't he just mix cocktails while he's at it? Terrifying...

Thanks, College Humor!

WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 12:00:00 -0700

If you haven't heard, the Bay Area's having a heat wave. (Translation: normal Summers anywhere else.) But for folks here, don't listen to KTVU's tips on keeping cool. Soaking kids in alcohol baths works for me every time!

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Baby Preacher Is Creeping Me the Freak Out

GiggleSugar — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 11:00:00 -0700

I'm sorry, kid. What was that you said? One more time? Oh, forget it. Babble on. . .

(Thanks, eBaum's World!)

WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 09:00:00 -0700

What the heck kind of show for kids is this? The little ones who don't know any better are dancing along to the weird fairy girl, and the other ones are trying to figure out how to get off the stage. As for Mr. Robot, we can only guess what he's thinking. If anyone has information on this, lemme know! (Thanks, eBaum's World!)

"WTF?!"

GiggleSugar — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:00:00 -0700

My only "problem" is that I don't "understand" why you have quotation marks around these "words!"

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The Economy Must Be Really Awful!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 13:00:00 -0700

A US senator and a presidential candidate are moonlighting as meatpacking plant supervisors. It's gettin' bad, people!

Dubious Talent of the Day

GiggleSugar — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 07:00:00 -0700

This tiny, creepy teen is giving new meaning to the idea of "stomach rolls." She's trying to teach her friend her skillz, but I guess not everyone is blessed with an utterly useless and disturbing talent. Them's the breaks!

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WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 05:00:00 -0700

Is this a lost Queen track? Uh . . . maybe not. Even those outrageous Brits would have never included the lyrics: "Get your pokey right on my ride." (I think the "T" in PTSD stands for "Tim and Eric.")

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Wash It Down With Bacardi 101

GiggleSugar — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Mmmmm, Crack Sticks. Why smoke it when you can get it in fried-fish form?

Thanks, College Humor!

Nobody Doesn't Like Marilyn Manson

GiggleSugar — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 10:00:00 -0700

Hey rockers, if you want a sign you've lost any edge you ever had, here's a visual.

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WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:00:00 -0700

Ever want to look like a mythological faun? Well, you might change your tune after reading this plastic surgeon's claims from his website: "Ears becoming pointed as a result of plastic surgery not only enhance the attractiveness of the face, but also improve the experience of listening to music." Not convinced yet? "A sign of the popularity of this operation," so sayeth Hungarian plastic surgeon Dr. Lajos Nagy, is that "in big cities so-called Faun Clubs are founded one after another, where entrance is only allowed with pointed ears." So basically, it's big in New York. Me? I'm not a faun of this look.

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