"The Homewrecker" hot dog from HillBilly Hotdogs in West Virginia will give this monster to you for free if you can eat it in four minutes or less. (I'm sorry — did you say days or minutes?) As
Boing Boing describes it, this is a "weapon of cardiovascular mass destruction." No. Freaking.
If this is what middle age has in store for me, just shoot me now.
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I know they say you should keep a child-like wonder about the world around you, but the lady doing the voice-over in this home video is taking it a bit too far. "What is oozing out of our ground?" she asks about the rainbow that's forming over her sprinkler. To which I reply with a (couple) questions: "What drugs are you on.
This freaky spokes-bot for some kind of sunscreen product is distracting me from the product itself. As the folks at
AdFreak say in their YouTube writeup, "The last few seconds will haunt your dreams." I think they may be right.
Clean never made me feel so dirty.
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