This drunk guy getting arrested has an unfortunately timed case of itchy nuts. I wouldn't know what that feels like, being mercifully unencumbered myself. The police officer arresting him should just stop trying not to laugh.
In addition to teaching women the crucial skill of "shitting themselves thin," Cosmopolitan magazine has been there for women for by teaching them how to please men in every way, shape, form, and permutation you can imagine. (Cuz, like, that's our duty in life, got it?) Well, you can't say trashy-ass Cosmo hasn't been consistent. It was, after all, "founded to make sure men get all the pleasure they can that is humanly possible." Who cares about women's pleasure!
This is a little Zen video poem on dogs, virtual reality, and suburbia. I think it is perfection.
I know they say you should keep a child-like wonder about the world around you, but the lady doing the voice-over in this home video is taking it a bit too far. "What is oozing out of our ground?" she asks about the rainbow that's forming over her sprinkler. To which I reply with a (couple) questions: "What drugs are you on.
I am serious about food, lunch, and, yes, sandwiches. But dooood. This is just .
