Valentine's Day is long gone, I know, but this is too unworldly to keep to myself. What lunatic actually thinks that an alien pointing a gun at his love, while robotically chanting "you must be mine" and "obey me," would make any gal swoon? He's gotta be joking, but even so, this is more nightmarish than funny.
Preprinted holiday cards — why can't they be honest for a change?
How could we forget
the piglet who wears her heart in her hair? Yep, our gal was born with a prominent heart-shaped birthmark just before Valentine's Day and we now have video footage of this oinker in action. See Valentine try to outsmart an itch that she just can't scratch, wag her itty bitty tail, and hiccup here and there.
They may be young, but
kids know a thing or two about love— or at least they think they do. Some of these answers are pretty darn insightful and others somewhat miss the mark, but they're all entertaining. But I'll give Bart my digits any day; he's my kind of date!
