It's a mashed potato-eatin' toity! I heart him.
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This is one of the most ridiculous masterpieces I've seen on the net. But I wouldn't mind toting around a
guinea pig phone for a change; I'd take a call from a furball any day. Although Verizon's "Can you tickle me now?"
This Florida psychologist spent ten years training a turtle to perform dog tricks. The turtle can sit, shake, and roll over on command. It's a beautiful thing.
You may have already seen this two-headed turtle. It's been working the talk show circuit and making guest appearances left and right, so to speak. So Letterman got the 411 and somehow this mutant turtle's still cruising solo (minus the extra head) down dating lane.
I love this curmudgeonly little toitie. What other baby animal comes out looking so grumpy and old? You can almost hear him saying, "Harrumph!"
