
Why do some people seem unfazed that a photobooth is talking to them? And telling them to tuck in their boobs, to move to the other side, and to give it a hug? Well, some people have the proper WTF?!

It's amazing to me that people are still falling for this! I guess these folks don't watch television, or The Tonight Show, anyway!
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Who can forget when two (twin!) baby orangutans visited the The Tonight Show to meet Johnny Carson — and not laugh at his unfunny antics. The little guy in Johnny's hands (who looked like he put his finger in a light socket before the show) was seriously unimpressed. They told him that Carson was kind of a big deal, but after Johnny looked him in the eye and laughed in his face, he was determined not to crack a smile for the rest of the show.

The popularity of
that piece of sh*t chipmunk album during the '80s baffled me, but this dude's crowd appeal is even more disturbing. Tiny Tim hit the scene in the late '60s and somehow kept up his act well into the '90s. He released a number of albums throughout his career and was best known for covering botching good songs with his wonky vocal stylings and obscene behavior.

One of my favorite segments on The Tonight Show is when Leno busts out his absurd and insane newspaper clippings. Here's the best of the best, from a buffet crack bar advertisement to an announcement about mangled forks up for resale. In most cases, people actually pay to print this garbage, and in other cases, it's just too good of a headline for the paper to pass up.