Anytime Heidi, Spencer, Justin Bobby, or (insert name here) utters a word on The Hills, I can't help but hear the following rant in my head. I only continue to follow the show in anticipation of the moment Lauren's surprisingly down-to-earth and fabulously blunt friend, "Lo," opens her mouth to say some variation of this dude's remarks. Listen up and tell me what TV personality, douchebag, or viral video star (ahem, Miss Teen South Carolina) you think deserves to hear the following:
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Joel McHale, the host of The Soup, dares to do nothing but sit through back-to-back episodes of 
"You're making yourself cry. So I'm sorry . . 
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I can only imagine what is going through the heads of these seniors as they recite — verbatim — lines from the Shakespearean show The Hills. Here's a thought: "The Golden Girls could kick their asses!" (Every time I see "Les Deux" I hear one of these Hollywood brats saying "Les Duh!" 
