Pop had
an unexpected Beckham sighting yesterday at One Market in San Francisco. The whole clan was out to lunch. The weather was wonderful, the boys couldn't have been happier, and Becks was as yummy as can be — but someone seemed a little on edge .
The boys produce a viral vid and want to cash in on their success, so they report to a governmental office (which doesn't exist in the real world) to collect their pay. Of course, every Internet superstah we've ever ridiculed and enjoyed is up in that joint, waiting to be compensated for the humiliation and exploitation that comes with virtual fame.
Tay Zonday and his big chocolate ego won't shut up,
Tron Guy won't sit down,
The Dramatic Chipmunk really needs to chill, and can someone get
that sneezing panda a friggin' tissue?
There's something about Granny . . .
To support the Hollywood writers, all the
piano-playing felines,
skateboarding canines,
hand-holding otters, and
dramatic chipmunks across the net have quit their antics and gone on strike, too. They won't showcase their skillz, and even worse, they've cut the drama. All joy is on hold.
What happens when two wildly popular internet videos converge into one? Well, we finally get to know what instigated that
"Angry German Kid" in the first place. And once you find out, I think you'll agree that his fury at a misnomer was completely justified.
