
Barbara Walters is said to have interviewed more politicians and superstars than any other person in history and after watching this, I believe it. Even the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles got Barb's attention a few years back and this "dudette" didn't hesitate asking them the hard-hitting questions. What I want to know is: Why is this woman sitting in a sewer dressed as though she just walked off the set of "Grease"?

Hide your children! The Ninja Cat is a fearsome and flying predator. (Crouching Kitty, Hidden Ninja?) I've just been told this is as old as the hills, buy hey, I've just now seen it!

You might be surprised to learn that this hero in a half shell is not the
Star Wars Kid. Yes, they share a special knack for fighting imaginary foe, but the key difference is that "turtle boy" shamelessly busts this crap out in broad daylight. I think he's kinda teenage mutant ninja sexy, so you'll have to paint yourselves green and fight me for this one ladies!!

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles look like something you might start hallucinating after a long night of smoking pot, and they even provide the munchies-busting pizza! Just when you think this PSA couldn't get it even more wrong, the kid rejecting drugs has the most pathetic comeback ever. Way to promote getting hopped up on goofballs, guys!

When I think of
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, I wonder what drugs their creator was on when he came up with them. So for them to show up randomly in an
anti-drug PSA is just baffling. Add to the weirdness the fact that those turtles always had the late-night pizza munchies and that the kid rejecting the drugs in this ad has the most pathetic comeback line ever and you pretty much have one dumb PSA.