
Step right up for your talking cats. In addition to being adorable, ornery, and weird, cats seem to have a lot to say. Something tells me it all translates into: "Give me some Pounce and bring me my cat toy," but I'm no cat linguist.

Alaska here is tired of being indoors and does not wanna go back inside. Why must she repeat herself again and again? When a cat says meow no, a cat means meow no.

To support the Hollywood writers, all the
piano-playing felines,
skateboarding canines,
hand-holding otters, and
dramatic chipmunks across the net have quit their antics and gone on strike, too. They won't showcase their skillz, and even worse, they've cut the drama. All joy is on hold.

Remember
those two kitties we caught chatting it up like schoolgirls in a language all their own? And remember how I asked for a translation? Voila!

Mr. Chatty McCatterson would like to wish you a Happy, Happy Caturday!