By request, the
hand farting specialist has mastered the tune of everyone's favorite video game. I think our brick-bunting plumber needs to leave his princess by the wayside a bit longer, so he can sit down, take a break, and enjoy an earful of this. It's kind of a big deal.
But I'm cool with that. Who doesn't love Mario? As if the game weren't old school enough, a loyal fan decided to go flip-book bonkers and draw his own Mario animation.
Back in the 80s, the American Board of Education toyed with the cringe-worthy idea of having the
Super Mario Brothers give a lesson in safe sex and this was their demo tape. First off, why is the board targeting young gamers-- a demographic that's too busy playing games at home to ever get out and play games with actual girls? Secondly, what's up with mushroom shaped testosterone and green speckled eggs and "condom boots"?
This is impressive. A group of college kids got together to recreate the
Super Mario game playing experience on stage. I had my doubts that they could live up to the real game's level of cool, but they definitely got the job done!
How realistic was a coin collecting, brick head-butting, mushroom eating plumber who wasted all his time running through pipes and jumping down tunnels in search of a listless princess? Well, if
Mario had his own reality show, this would (unfortunately) be it. Perhaps he should spend more time chasing down a new wardrobe in the real world?
