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There's no owner in sight. The dog's taking up two seats on the train and he ain't moving anytime soon, cuz he's out like a light. Meanwhile, paying customers are forced to grab hold of a rail and stand while the train is in transit.

The need for the sign is disgusting enough, so why did the artwork have to go and give us a stinking visual? And why is the perpetrator a long-limbed giant? That's kinda size-ist.

As if riding on the subway weren't sensory overload enough, this poor woman is the subject of a "no pants" prank courtesy of the
Improv Everywhere jokers. She doesn't know whether to laugh or to be startled by the fact that slowly, all the dudes getting on the subway car are wearing boxers--so she just clutches her purse. (She can be thankful it wasn't "tighty whiteys" day, God forbid!)

Cuz when we ladies see a pole, we just can't help ourselves-- right?
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