
$100 to reveal illicit drug use? Sounds like a deal to me!
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...About cigarettes. A "responsible consulting organization" (name unknown) funded a study performed by "a competent medical specialist" (name unknown) who discovered that smoking 40 cigs is harmless. Sounds legit, right?

Jessica Alba Has The Perfect Wiggle, Study Says
Those academics have really outdone themselves with this one. A team of Cambridge mathematicians put their thinking caps on to determine that Jessica Alba has the hottest strut in Hollywood. Leave it to a bunch of brainiacs to take the "sex" out of sexy, leaving only the letters "x" and "y" (which happen to be axes on a graph) to determine the precise point where hip and waist meet to make the perfect hourglass figure.

Okay, maybe I'm exaggerating, but it's pretty crazy. I'm not usually one to participate in these
scientific studies, but after playing, I highly recommend it. It requires concentration and patience, but stick with it.

Bad selplres of the wlrod, utine!
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