I have so many questions. Where are these people? It'd be weird enough if there were a club outfitted with poles for every dancer on the dance floor, but this appears to be a reception of some kind.
Who manufactures and installs these lame stripper poles? There's now a whole
new genre of video that shows hard-workin' pole dancers practicing their craft at home, only to have the poles collapse by the end of their routines. Since this is happening so much, just to spice things up, they could incorporate a comedy routine into their shows at the strip joints where they work.
This Orangina commercial is really making waves on the Internet and not because of its juicy product appeal. It's got everything from bipedal, dancing deer to flamingo draped stripper poles to peacock showgirls and octopus lap dances — seriously. Can we not corrupt the wild with our own effed up representations of gender?
You know
the stripper pole trend has gotten way out of hand when you spot the household cat getting freaky with a stalk outside. But unlike all the wannabes we've seen fall headfirst into the carpet, this cat's a real natural. Meow!
Quality time with the kids, eh?
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