
They had a space mission together for five years, going "boldly where no man had gone before." Only, lots of men, even in ancient Greece, had in fact gone there long ago, if you know what I mean. What the hell am I talking about?

I guess if I went through the grief of medical school, I'd be tellin' everyone "I'm a doctor" all the time, too! Except, remember how he was also
always pronouncing everyone dead? (So maybe he shouldn't be bragging so much!)

These adorable fuzzy kittens look just like those
Tribbles from the old Star Trek episodes. Only, there's no trouble here. Everything is going swimmingly.

I mean, with this kind of track record, don't you need to get your medical license yanked away? Even in deep space? (McCoy reminds me of this cat, Smokey, I saw on a television special.

It's all falling into place now. Everyone involved in Star Trek — from the actors, to the set designer, to the makeup artists, and of course, the writers — were all tripping on some powerful psychedelics. Witness: Jefferson Spaceship.