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I Heard That!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 12:00:00 -0700

It's so funny I forgot to laugh.

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Sign Language

GiggleSugar — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 04:00:00 -0700

They better get ready to change that sign, cuz here comes grump #2!

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Sign Language

GiggleSugar — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 08:00:00 -0700

You might wanna rephrase that.

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Hooters Has a Dress Code!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 10:00:00 -0700

For their customer's sake, I hope this doesn't apply to their "chefs."

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Is This a Sports Team I Don't Know About?

GiggleSugar — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Honestly, though. I don't know how the DMV missed this one.

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Sign Language

GiggleSugar — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 09:00:00 -0700

Some things should go without saying. But some people are also dumber than you'd think. These following zoo signs are for them.

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Signs Your New Job Is Going to Stink

GiggleSugar — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Sign # 1: Training takes place in the men's room.

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This Is My Kind of Town

GiggleSugar — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 04:00:00 -0700

I wanna dosey-do right over there and grab a partner pronto!

Thanks, College Humor!

That's Ms. Sh*t to You!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 11:00:00 -0700

Ah, sad but true: this is from my neighborhood. A lovely place certain peeps feel like crapping on. Literally.

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Sign Language

GiggleSugar — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 14:00:00 -0700

Is this sign telling me what to do or reading me poetry?

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Straight and to the Point

GiggleSugar — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 07:00:00 -0700

I like a warning sign that doesn't beat around the bush. Although, who doesn't like a refreshing drink of fish crap water?

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Sign Language

GiggleSugar — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 03:00:00 -0700

Mmmm. Sounds delightfully refreshing.

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Sign Language

GiggleSugar — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Does this mean Carla's going to be my waitress and Norm's gonna talk my ear off? I'll pass.

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Whatever Could They Mean?

GiggleSugar — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 10:00:00 -0700

For every crude license plate message the powers that be catch and reject, there's one that gets away. Like this charming thing.

Thanks, College Humor!

Sign Language

GiggleSugar — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:00:00 -0700

Take your kids to get drunk day? They seem to be borrowing a page from this liquor store's play book.

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Sign Language

GiggleSugar — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 09:00:00 -0700

I brake for good spellers.

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I'll Pass

GiggleSugar — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 08:00:00 -0700

There's a festival for everything these days.

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Sign Language

GiggleSugar — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Me switching schools.

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Collective Staff Hangover

GiggleSugar — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 04:00:00 -0700

I guess if everyone parties together, no one gets in trouble! I like the sound of that.

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Women's Lib Begets Lace Sun Visors

GiggleSugar — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:00:42 -0700

If you believe this sign's bastardization of the Virginia Slims tagline, we ladies have come a long way. So far, in fact, that we can now wear "miracle lace visors" with our ankle-length golf dresses. Now that's progress!

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Sign Language

GiggleSugar — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 13:00:00 -0700

Well, that worked out really well!
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Watch Out, Bikes!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:00:43 -0700

Can someone explain the thinking behind this? Not only is this sign basically telling bikers to watch out for themselves, but it's also located squarely in path of said bikes.

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Ruh Roh!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:00:00 -0700

"Jacking" is an interesting choice of words here.

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Sign Language

GiggleSugar — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 07:00:00 -0700

Women may complain about the long lines for the rest room. But here's one thing we don't have to worry about. Ewwww!

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Sign Language

GiggleSugar — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 14:00:00 -0700

I think "Sale!" might have been a subtler approach.

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This Tree Belongs to No Dog!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 14:04:14 -0700

This double dose of bad punctuation — extraneous quotation marks and an unnecessary apostrophe — has me confused. Are dogs allowed or not? Or is the tree just trying to say that he's no dog's in particular? Either way, dogs: It's probably best if you just stay away.

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WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 15:00:00 -0700

Fun for the entire, family, eh? Maybe the Manson family! Oh, wait. You mean this Corn Hole. OK, nevermind.

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The Translation Machine's Acting Up Again!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 12:00:00 -0700

They really need to get that thing serviced.

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Sign Language

GiggleSugar — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 08:00:00 -0700

I totally have "like-itis." But maybe the Academy of Linguistic "Awarness" should tend to their own issues — like spelling.

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Best "Sorry We're Closed" Sign Ever

GiggleSugar — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Talk about re-writing history! I hope they continue the story when they re-open. I'm on pins and needles waiting for the conclusion!

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Sign Language

GiggleSugar — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Wait, there's no fancy password? Too easy!

Thanks, College Humor!

An Offer You Can't Refuse!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:00:00 -0700

Robert is looking for a "girlfriend/housemate." And look at this — he will accept "all nationalitys." Get in line, Robert.

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So Much For That New Year's Resolution

GiggleSugar — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 15:00:00 -0700

Like Christmas trees kicked to the curb days after they've outlived their usefulness, post-New Year's resolution exercise machines are probably littering the American landscape around this time. Sad!

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People Still Love Mr. T

GiggleSugar — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 04:00:00 -0700

I have disappointing news, people: The A-Team are not coming to a crime-ridden area near you.

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Fox News Concerned About Your "Eductaion"

GiggleSugar — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 10:00:00 -0700

Morans.

I'll Pass

GiggleSugar — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:00:00 -0700

"My way" = no anus..

Thanks, College Humor!

McDonald's Is for Everyone

GiggleSugar — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Even smart-ass cats!

Thanks, College Humor!

Bird Gives Your Sign the Bird

GiggleSugar — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 04:00:00 -0700

This feathered guy would like to tell you what he thinks of you humans and your dumb signs.

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Go Home, Mom

GiggleSugar — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 16:00:00 -0700

Touché!

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Sign Language

GiggleSugar — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:00:00 -0700

Oh, look. An Italian Hooters.

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Sign Language

GiggleSugar — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:30:00 -0700

OK, OK. We get it. Don't touch the horsies!

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Where's the Beef?

GiggleSugar — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 10:00:00 -0700

20-something years later, someone answers the question.

Thanks, College Humor!

Someone's Pissed

GiggleSugar — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 16:00:00 -0700

I love when they attempt to get all mathematical with the incorrect usage of the "greater than" symbol. I think they meant: "Crappy parents" beget "bozo kids" versus "Caring parents" beget "very nice kids." Haha. We get it — you're pissed!

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Sign Language

GiggleSugar — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 16:00:00 -0700

In advertising lingo, I think this is what they call a "unique selling proposition." In the real world, it's called a "massive typo."

Thanks, College Humor!

"WTF?!"

GiggleSugar — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:00:00 -0700

My only "problem" is that I don't "understand" why you have quotation marks around these "words!"

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Taking Advantage of Drunks

GiggleSugar — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 11:00:00 -0700

That's not very nice! But then again, people will pay extra money for dumb drinks like "Slippery Nipples" and "Sex on the Beach," so this is just more of the same.

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Fun for the Whole Family!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Think traveling with the family is hell? You don't know hell until you take 'em to Satan's Kingdom State Recreation Area!

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Public Disservice Announcement

GiggleSugar — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:59:19 -0700

I take public transportation. Trust me, we folks who "hold our odors" don't need sign hackers to encourage the others to let 'er rip.

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Clock Store Attracts the Strangest Clientele...

GiggleSugar — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 02:00:00 -0700

Good photography is all about finding the right angle.

Thanks, College Humor

Sign Language

GiggleSugar — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 02:00:00 -0700

Looks like someone hung this sign during happy hour!

Here are our Sign Language contest runners-up. "Luonge" was taken by Pugzilla; Lucky Bustert sent us the bathroom sign below; and Meatball sent the political signs. Thanks everyone!