
"You're making yourself cry. So I'm sorry . .

Kelly Osbourne reported that "douchebag" is her favorite curse word.
Oh, Kelly. Douchebags are curses, but is the word douchebag itself a curse.

InTouch Weekly reported that, when asked about her recent weight loss,
Tara Reid replied, "I was filming in the middle of nowhere, and my hotel room had no room service. So when I wanted to eat, it was difficult."
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"We know the Spears family, particularly the parents. An asset that Britney and Jamie Lynn both have is a great and dedicated mother." — Dr. Phil in
People Magazine in response to Britney Spears gone wild and her 16-year-old sister getting pregnant.

"I almost got Hello Kitty on my wrist. Then I thought, How am I going to explain that to my grandchildren?"
— Porn mogul Jenna Jameson in this month's Allure, on whether or not there were tattoos she was glad she didn't get. (Because explaining the whole porn acting history is much easier?)
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