If SNL had its way, Christian Siriano — the
fiercest Project Runway winner of all time — will get his own hot mess of a makeover show on Bravo. All them b*tches with nasty hot messes up in their closets will undergo a fiercification process to look and feel fierocious. It'll all be so fierce, even Heidi Klum and Tim Gunn will get up in this hot mess.
This season of
Project Runway is pretty much a one-man show starring Christian, the fiercest of the fierce. His hair is fierce, his ego is fierce, his models are fierce, his size eight (juniors) pants are fierce, and most of all, his talk is fierce. In fact, every other word is fierce.
During season two of Project Runway, Santino pulled a dead-on impression of Tim Gunn out of his back pocket — and the crowd went wild. His impersonation became the running joke of the season. Through Santino, we heard Tim talk all about his innermost vulgar desires, including his secret obsession with "Andrae!"
A gay man, that is. Recently booted Project Runway contestant Jack MacKenroth might have a new reality television show in the works. Clearly, this hottie's got some talent.
Last week I introduced you to divalicious
Christian. I wasn't that cool with him dissing Elisa, the artist-turned-fashionista, but perhaps I spoke too soon? Girlfriend's a little, uh, eccentric cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
