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Product of the Day: Mustache With a Mustache

GiggleSugar — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 16:00:00 -0700

Imagine how much cuter There Will Be Blood would have been if Daniel Day-Lewis had sported one of these bad boys. The Son of Moustachio pillow/toy/handy disguise has the machismo of not one, but two glorious handlebar beauties, all in one snuggly-soft package.

It Had to Come to This

GiggleSugar — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 08:00:00 -0700

This is the logical outcome of the Barbie plus Bratz doll phenomenon. (UPDATE: Click here to read the controversy, and thanks to queenegg for doing a little sleuthing!)

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Product of the Day: Anti-Theft Lunch Bag

GiggleSugar — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 09:00:00 -0700

Have you ever made a delish sandwich — oh, say, smoked turkey, bacon, guacamole, and lettuce on whole wheat — only to have it stolen from the fridge by the office sandwich burglar? Well, have I got a product for you. This anti-theft lunch bag has green spots on it that make your sandwich look moldy and nast instead of bacon-y and yummy. Contact this person for more details on how to get your hands on this.

Product of the Day: Flabuless Arm Hosiery

GiggleSugar — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 15:00:00 -0700

It's hard to type when you're laughing your ass off, but I'm trying. The innovators at Flabuless have decided that you can't underestimate women's body hatred or the amount of cash they're willing to throw out the window to indulge it. Hence, hosiery for your monstrously flabby arms. I had to scour the website a few times before I realized that you only wear these under your clothes. It talks, though, about how the dreaded hard-to-fix triceps area makes women not want to wear sleeveless tops, which suggests this product will help with that so you can wear sleeveless tops. Me is confused. Anyway, I love the name "Flabuless." They got something right! (Thanks, BellaSugar!)

Product of the Day: Umbrella Bat!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 14:30:00 -0700

Actually, this amazing thing is not for sale, as far as I can tell, but a girl can dream! Some genius took felt, dyed it with red cabbage juice, folded it over an umbrella and voila! a cute bat with tube socks. Tube socks, people! That is like icing on the cake, right there.

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Mmm! Chocolate Crack!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:00:00 -0700

I'm sorry. Correction — Choco Crack. Two great tastes that taste great together! Just ask these two cartoon characters. They seem positively thrilled about this new flavor.

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Product of the Day: Bacon Jelly Beans

GiggleSugar — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 10:00:00 -0700

Think of a product — any product. You won't have to wait too long for someone to make one in a bacon version. Bacon jelly beans are just one more inappropriate bacon offering. Imagine getting one of these in the movies when you ask for a mint . . .

Product of the Day: Funky Bacon Car Air Freshener

GiggleSugar — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:00:00 -0700

When will the bacon-scented product madness end?! I love bacon as much as the next gal — probably more than the next gal. But the idea of getting into my (imaginary) hot car after Funky Bacon Car Air Freshener has been stinking up the joint with its faux hickory-scented pig strips is enough to make me give up sunny side up eggs, home fries, and bacon for good. (Wow. Never mind. That sounds so good! I take it all back.)

Product of the Day: The Honda Harness

GiggleSugar — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 10:00:00 -0700

Ever just get sick of walking, but you're not quite ready for a Rascal? Then maybe the Honda Harness is just the thing for you. This thing is still in development, but there's hope for “people who are still capable of walking on their own” but who are just too damned lazy to do it.

Product of the Day: Unicorn Oil Painting

GiggleSugar — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Archie McPhee is my go-to source for fart spray, bacon bandages, and all manner of necessary-to-life sundries. So imagine my surprise when I went there to see that they are now purveyors of fine art! Behold! Unicorn oil paintings by Ramirez, whoever that is!

Product of the Day: Plastinkuzz Miniature DJ Scratch Pad

GiggleSugar — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Take something regular-sized I may be lukewarm about, reduce it to a teeny-tiny size, and suddenly I'm all over it. (Am I 12?) Anyway, this cute little scratch pad called the Plastinkuzz looks like so much fun! I doubt you'll suddenly be invited to DJ tons of parties with this thing, but at the very least you can bug your cat with it, who will then kick your ass. Good times!

Product of the Day: Liquid Ass

GiggleSugar — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 04:00:00 -0700

I can't believe I'm actually writing this product up, but the one-two punch of its hilarious name (I mean seriously, "Liquid Ass"?!) and this demonstration video requires that I give it some recognition. Oh yeah, and the marketing copy is pretty great: "Liquid ASS is a highly-concentrated, butt-crack smell with hints of green poo, fart, and dead animal. Its uses are unlimited. Spray it in an elevator, car or office cubical. Just a few spray of Liquid Ass is enough clean a crowded room. Get revenge with Liquid Ass." Ummm, excuse me. "Its uses are unlimited"? That is doubtful. Plus, I think the FBI would be on your ass pretty fast if you were spraying something like this in public places.

Product of the Day: Bacon Floss

GiggleSugar — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Just when you thought the bacon trend was fizzling out (mmm, fizzle sounds a lot like sizzle!) and that people couldn't come up with more bizarre bacon-themed products, along comes Bacon Floss. Forget minty freshness, I want some smoked pork breath, and I want it now!

Product of the Day: Indestructible Piggy Toy

GiggleSugar — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 10:00:00 -0700

OMG. I totally want one of these indestructible piggy toys! You can throw it, stretch it, and do almost anything to it and it will revert back to its regular ol' cute self. Of course, it's from Japan.

Product of the Day: Wish You Were Beer T-Shirt

GiggleSugar — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 04:00:00 -0700

I'm posting this less because I think this Wish You Were Beer T-Shirt is so awesome (it's so-so) but more because I love the enthusiasm of the dude modeling it. Work it!

Product of the Day: Nature Calls Toilet Deodorizer Drops

GiggleSugar — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 10:00:00 -0700

I'm not that puzzled that there's a product called Nature Calls Toilet Deodorizer Drops ("anti-poo magic!") that if you put in your toilet water "prior to doing your business" it will "obliterate all unpleasant odor." What puzzles me is that it's being sold on Urban Outfitters' online store. Is this really the brand synergy you guys wanna get going? Hip clothes, furniture. . .and poop deodorizer?

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Product of the Day: Enchanted Unicorn Bandages

GiggleSugar — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 08:00:00 -0700

I'm all about unicorns these days, so I think I'd actually injure myself in order to put on one of these Enchanted Unicorn Bandages. OK, maybe I'll just decorate myself with them like I did as a kid. (I had a thing for bandages.)

Product of the Day: Coochy Shave

GiggleSugar — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 10:00:00 -0700

Look! It's my new favorite product Coochy Shave from my new favorite website, Shop in Private. I love how they spell it out for you by adding "shaving lotion for private areas" after the brand name, even though "Coochy Shave" should be pretty self-explanatory. Shop in Private is your one-stop shopping destination if you're looking for back shavers, fart-smell reducers, or penis pumps. What are you waiting for?

Product of the Day: The Shouting Vase

GiggleSugar — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:55:45 -0700

So let me get this straight. I shout into this vase, primal scream therapy style, and this $79 thing muffles the shouts so that a softer, gentler version comes out the other end? Ha! I think not. If anything, I want something that will amplify my pent-up frustrations, like, say, a bull-horn. I love Random Good Stuff's name for this thing: Scream Into a Pillow 2.0

Product of the Day: "Be a Doll" Action Figure of You

GiggleSugar — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:00:00 -0700

"Have you ever wanted to have a you, but smaller?" Hmmm. No, I can't say that I have. But now that you ask, yes! Yes I would like myself immortalized into a doll by doll artist Cyndi Safstrom. For a mere $160, the doll head is hand-sculpted based on a photo you send in, attached onto a vinyl doll or action figure, and then dressed in the clothing of your choice. There's potential for mucho creepiness here (Chucky, anyone?) but it's an awesome conversation starter on the bus!

Product of the Day: Sh*tBegone Toilet Paper

GiggleSugar — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 04:00:00 -0700

I like a product that doesn't tap dance around its purpose. I'm not sure I could handle this manufacturer's name for its tampons or hemorrhoid suppositories, but I can get behind a name like ShitBegone. (If you know what I mean — and I think you do). Thanks Mcbabyblue for sending this in from Marfa, TX!

Product of the Day: "Today...I Am Not a Ho" T-Shirt

GiggleSugar — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 10:00:00 -0700

It's the "today" part of the Today...I am not a ho T-shirt that makes it so awesome. This daily affirmation is more down-to-earth than "I am amazing." That's for chumps.

Product of the Day: Zombie Lawn Sculpture

GiggleSugar — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 14:00:00 -0700

Who needs a scarecrow when you can place the Zombie lawn sculpture in your garden? Just imagine the following little bucolic scene. You wake up, make some tea with honey, sit down in your lawn chair and stare at this thing's face while you enjoy your plants and flowers. Sounds like a perfect Saturday morning!

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Product of the Day: Mio Knight Rider GPS System

GiggleSugar — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 07:00:00 -0700

I wish I drove just so I could have this thing on my dashboard telling me where to go in KITT's voice. How awesome would it be to have David Hasselhoff's greatest hits on at the same time? Driving nirvana. I would probably get in accidents from the sheer joy of being knee-deep in all things Hoff.

Product of the Day: Megabrows Eyebrow Kit

GiggleSugar — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 02:00:00 -0700

I was blessed with bushy brows, so I won't be needing the unibrow from the Megabrows Eyebrow Kit. I may, however, one day need to look like an angry Scotsman or a grandpa. And when that day comes, I'll know where to go.

Product of the Day: Original Acrylic Portrait of Cher

GiggleSugar — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 10:00:00 -0700

Original in what sense, you ask? Why, it was painted by Patty Nichols herself of Tacoma, WA. Who the hell is that, you wonder? The woman who painted this masterpiece. The shocker for me is that Goodwill has a website! (It can't reproduce that wonderful Goodwill smell, though. And I think you know what I'm talking about.)

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Product of the Day: Slime-Drooling Sick Puppy

GiggleSugar — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 15:00:00 -0700

This little puppy has a cold. He's drooling slime and plastic germs that players need to pick out of the mess with tweezers. The catch? They can't touch the slime, or they'll get a mild buzzing shock. The player with the most germs wins. If you wanna play again, you gotta scoop all that muck up and put it back into this dog's head. Mega House, a Japanese company, is coming out with these things in August. They're targeted at children age five to seven, which is my inner child's age range, so I'm definitely in!

Product of the Day: Anything and Whatever Soft Drinks

GiggleSugar — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 02:00:00 -0700

"What would you like to drink?" "Anything." "Well, I have a lot of choices." "Whatever." In Singapore, this conversation probably goes on a lot. Why? Because they have two soft drinks available with the two words teenagers like to say the most (especially "whatever"). Whatever is a carbonated soda — you'll know that much going in — and Anything is some kind of tea. What flavors they'll be is a surprise. They're like the iPod Shuffle feature, only they're soft drinks. (If you're like me, though, I never like anything Shuffle gives me, which makes me wonder sometimes if it's really my iPod or if I'm just a control freak.)

Product of the Day: Bad Kitty Stationery

GiggleSugar — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 11:00:00 -0700

When is the last time you received a letter? When is the last time you wrote a letter? Maybe if you had some Bad Kitty Stationery, you'd be more likely to put your thoughts down on paper with a fancy pen, find a cool stamp, and surprise a friend when she opens her mailbox and sees something besides a "20% Off at Bed, Bath and Beyond" card. (Seriously, people, how do I make that stop?!)

Product of the Day: Subtle Butt Disposable Gas Neutralizers

GiggleSugar — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 07:00:00 -0700

As an avowed anti-fart joke kinda gal, I swear I'm not looking for this stuff on my own. But if you send it, I will post. This product, the Subtle Butt disposable gas neutralizer, might be a great gift for that pal who eats super-burritos for breakfast, lunch and dinner. You'd be doing humanity a favor, really.

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Product of the Day: I'm Not Staring at You Glasses

GiggleSugar — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 00:02:00 -0700

I know that staring is supposed to be rude, but what else am I supposed to do on my morning commute but look at cute guys, elegant women, and freakazoids? The freaks and women don't like it when I stare, but I don't think cute guys mind. The solution to this breach of etiquette? Either really dark sunglasses or these Don't Look at the Gorilla Glasses designed for visitors to the Rotterdam Zoo to put on in case a gorilla escapes. Cuz they don't like direct eye contact and will rip your head off if you look at them straight on.

Product of the Day: Pens You'll Want to Return to Owner

GiggleSugar — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 00:02:00 -0700

Have you ever given someone a pen to borrow, only to realize you'll never get it back? Well, problem solved with this "Borrow my pen?" collection. These awesome pens are inscribed with faux-businesses you wouldn't want to be associated with, like "Springfield Sexual Addiction Center," "Verdant Fields Nudist Camp," and "Dr. Lance Hughes, Proctology." I don't get "Shecky the Clown," though. I'd be proud to own that!

Product of the Day: Chastity Sweatpants

GiggleSugar — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 09:00:00 -0700

Have you ever been in public and seen some 14-year-old with "Juicy" plastered all over her juvenile ass? Are you afraid your daughter is going to go the way of Paris or Lindsay or other girls gone wild? Have you wondered what happened to the innocence?! (Excuse the increasingly hysterical questions. Ahem. Okay, better now.) Well, K-Mart has come out with a sartorial alternative to the medieval chastity belt: Chastity Sweatpants that proclaim "True Love Waits" over her nubile bottom. I have a better idea: Mom jeans.

Product of the Day: Drank, the Anti-Energy Drink

GiggleSugar — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 02:00:00 -0700

An anti-energy drink, eh? (As The Village Voice put it, "Isn't that already covered by a little thing called wine?") After reading more about this grape-flavored, carbonated beverage spiked with valerian and melatonin (known sleep aids) and then hearing that, according to the press release "...this calming drink was inspired by today's popular hip hop artists who embrace the much sought-after hip hop lifestyle that encourages people to capture a stress-free state of mind," I finally understand the tagline, "Slow your roll." They must mean eye-roll, cuz mine are rolling a mile a minute.

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Product of the Day: Bacon-Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo

GiggleSugar — Thu, 22 May 2008 15:00:00 -0700

I'm not sure bacon ever went out of style, but if it did, it's making a killer comeback. From the bacon bra to the bacon scarf to the bacon-scented bacon print tuxedo pictured here, what more could anyone possibly need to ~~clean~~ grease up for a night out on the town? A wallet full of crocheted pocket bacon wouldn't hurt.

To purchase your very own Uncle Oinker's Bacon-Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo, click here.

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Product of the Day: Teeny Weeny Disk Drive

GiggleSugar — Fri, 16 May 2008 00:02:00 -0700

Some techy guys feel emasculated when women know as much about geeky stuff as they do. Imagine throwing the teeny weeny disk drive into the mix. A few particularly insecure types would have a nervous breakdown! When I asked geeksugar if she was interested in writing this up (and the answer was a resounding "no!"), she imagined a scenario when she might use it. "Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen," she quipped, "while I get ready for my presentation. . ." Hahaha! I'd pay to see her (or anyone) do that.

Product of the Day: Bachelorette Party Last Night Out Survival Kit

GiggleSugar — Tue, 13 May 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Man, if I thought that getting married meant I would never go out again, I don't think I could do it! It's probably not really true (married folks, is it?), but I guess people who market bachelorette party crapola bank on the cliché. In case it's true, I guess you'd need this last night out survival kit. Because on your last night of fun out as an unmarried person, you need a pecker surprise shot glass, pecker nose glasses, and a ball and chain that attaches to your stilettos, right?

Product of the Day: Bachelorette Party Invitations

GiggleSugar — Mon, 12 May 2008 00:02:00 -0700

Bachelor and bachelorette parties are so odd to me. Some of them seem to undermine the symbolism of the romantic gesture of getting married. Like, how does having a stripper grind on you during a lap dance signify that you're ready to walk down the aisle with your sweetie? And how does telling your friends you finally picked a pr*ck bode well for your upcoming nuptials? (Yeah, I know. I need to lighten up.)

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Product of the Day: Butt/Face Towel and Soap

GiggleSugar — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 00:02:00 -0700

I thought I'd seen the worst of bathroom accessories in last week's What's Tackier? Ummm, I guess I missed this one! (On a completely different note, that couple looks like they're tripping on acid.)

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Product of the Day: Prank Envelopes

GiggleSugar — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:00:00 -0700

I was reading an interview recently featuring George Clooney, the infamous practical joker. According to the interviewer, he had some envelopes on his desk that read "The porn you ordered." I couldn't find those exactly, but these envelopes come close. I mean, can you imagine coming home with a friend and receiving a letter from "The Compulsive Masturbation Assistance Center"? Ha!

Product of the Day: "You Look Like I Need Another Drink" T-Shirt

GiggleSugar — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 04:00:00 -0700

It would be an interesting sociological experiment for a woman to walk into a bar wearing a T-shirt like this. And by "interesting sociological experiment" I mean, a great way to get free drinks when you're broke.

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Product of the Day: Psychoanalysis Finger Puppets

GiggleSugar — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:15:53 -0700

Can't afford therapy? These psychoanalysis finger puppets might be just what the head doctor ordered! Instead of a lunch break, just go to your "happy place" somewhere in the office, pull these things out, tell them your problems, and then see what ol' Freud, daughter Anna, and Jung have to say about it all! (And your office mates who thought you were crazy before? They'll feel reassured you're taking the time to heal.)

Product of the Day: Kitty Wigs

GiggleSugar — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:30:00 -0700

Your kitteh is purrrfect just the way she is. We already know this. But that doesn't mean we can't mix things up every so often with a tie here and a headset there. If your kitty insists on being the big boss of the house — oh. so. typical. — then she best dress to impress. But what if your kitty desires a softer look, something a little more pretty and pink? Or bashful and blond? Introducing: Kitty Wigs. They're a glam change of pace for your fave feline and they come in four fab colors. Want to bring out the sexy silver seductress in your cat? Or the bangin' blue badass? Check out the four styles below and visit the website to see more photos of these hot wigs in action. Need I say meow?

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Product of the Day: Bridal Sneakers

GiggleSugar — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Sky-high Louboutins too daunting? Bridal flip-flops too declassé? Why not find a happy medium and put on some bridal sneakers! Folks only care about the dress, so I hear. You might as well be comfy on your big day.

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Product of the Day: Butt-Firming Pillow

GiggleSugar — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 07:00:00 -0700

So let me get this straight. I just sit on my ass all day — on this butt-firming pillow — and my posterior will get firmer? And I'll have better posture? Throw in "flying unicorns will appear from a rainbow and make me breakfast" and I'm in.

Product of the Day: Head Spa for a Head Case

GiggleSugar — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 00:02:00 -0700

"Soothe yourself by yourself" is the tagline for this product. And by yourself you will be because everyone else will be too embarrassed to be near you. This "revolutionary head massager" doesn't just make you look like a nerd, oh, no! It applies what will feel like hundreds of fingers on your scalp, and is portable enough that you can wear it "while at your office desk, on the morning commute, or while enjoying your evening television program." Okay, maybe I'd wear it at home — with the shades drawn!

Product of the Day: Enchanted Unicorn Plushy

GiggleSugar — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 04:00:00 -0700

I have no words for how cute this Enchanted Unicorn Minky Plush Toy is! It's like a cross between the little ballerina that twirled in your girlhood jewelry box and a soft stuffed animal! At 30 bucks a pop, made-to-order, I'd say it's a steal!

Product of the Day: "I Met My Daddy on Maury" Onesie

GiggleSugar — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 04:00:00 -0700

If you're new to GiggleSugar, you might not know that we heart Maury Povich. Aside from his regularly scaring the bejeezus out of people who have phobias, he lets careless mothers (usually of the teenage variety) know whether some dude they got horizontal with once is the baby daddy or not. Hence, these completely inappropriate onesies.

Product of the Day: Porn Rug

GiggleSugar — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 09:30:49 -0700

"Wanna come up for a drink?" just got a whole lot more risqué! You won't have to struggle dropping delicate hints regarding your amorous intentions if you bring a prospective bedmate up to your apartment and sit 'em next to this rug! But you might have to learn how to ask "Wanna get busy?" when you see the price of this thing. At a whopping $850, this gorgeous 2 foot x 3 foot porn rug, hand-hooked with acrylic yarn, is a pretty expensive hint.

Product of the Day: Camel Toe Cup

GiggleSugar — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:05:30 -0700

Ever have that feeling that you aren't showing enough camel toe? (Yeah, me neither.) But these folks thought it would be hilarious to make a prosthetic cup that will reveal your lady contours for all the world to see, preferably underneath spandex leggings. Hey, silicone nipples that you can affix to your own to give you that permanent "walking down the frozen food aisle" look you so desperately desire already exist, why not this?

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