It baffles my mind why any entertainment news correspondent would report from a barnyard and go live while sitting in front of a cow's ass. (On second thought, it makes plenty of sense.) That's exactly what this dude did and the cow behind him used the opportunity to share his thoughts on the young Hollywood scene.
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UM, you had me at the steaming pile of crap displayed on the back door.
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I think the dog here has the right idea — this morning "news" show has gone to shite. From the on-air falling and giggling to the screaming and nose plugging, this is a two ditz circus. And what in sequined hell is that teenybopper wearing?
People may say that the news has gone to shite, thanks to all the negativity in the world, but disposing our daily papers down the commode is a bit much, no? There's a fine line between being a dumbass and a royal pain in the ass. The folks who prompted the need for the following signs have clearly straddled that line and popped a squat.
Authentic? Nah. They 
