
Man in Penis Costume 'Streaks' Graduation With Silly String
Streaking your high school graduation in an oversized penis costume? Funny. Streaking a high school graduation when you're not graduating and have no business being there in the first place in a penis costume?

Blaming the ocean for those crabs? Now that's low.
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That's right: a giant fortune cookie! And maybe a big, curvaceous bum, but that's only if I drag my mind down the gutter. Which is exactly what the following "nature shots" require: a filthy mind and a juvenile amusement with the nether regions of the human body.

Who doesn't love a custard-filled cake?
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It's been well over a year since we featured the
Magic Cone Disposable Urination Funnel for Women as our product of the day. The product had a set of cartoon instructions featuring a girl wearing a uniform and a sensible pair of white undies demonstrating its use. This was disturbing, but not as disturbing as the following live-action video where some chick uses the funnel to pee — with much better aim and precision than most men, I might add — straight into a flower vase.