
Last night's episode of American Idol strayed from the norm and gave the remaining five contestants not one but two opportunities to sing their hearts out and garner enough votes to make the final four. This complicated change of plan put our gal Paula into a head spin. The hallucinations followed (natch) and by the end of the first round of performances, she thought Jason Castro went twice when he only performed once — and did David Cook sing at all?
Paula Abdul appeared on Letterman Monday night to promote a plethora of projects, including a song she contributed to Randy Jackson's new album. Last month, Paula and Randy teamed up
to showcase their new ditty at the Super Bowl. Of course, Letterman tried to get Paula to comment on her big comeback performance, but our gal was too busy playing "opposite day" and talking like a robot to give a straight answer.

What's with this new trend of pop stars doing humor? Earlier this week, we saw
Janet spoof a teen witch and now Paula's pimping her new single by way of a self-deprecating comedy sketch. The self-effacing part could've been unintentional, but that's exactly why we love the dancer turned singer turned poster child of crazy— yeah?

If you haven't heard, Paula Abdul was part of
the Superbowl festivities this past Sunday. The ex-princess of pop gave a pre-game comeback show and debuted her new single, "Dance Like There's No Tomorrow." The whole shebang was typical Paula — nothing new — but the real question is: what did Simon Scowl think?
900 numbers were big back in the day. Every rising star seemed to think that their fans had nothing better to do than to spend time and a significant chunk of change (two freaking dollars the first minute and 45 cents the second?!) calling them to hear lord knows what. Paula here tells us, "Call me—I've got news for you!"