
The gal wearing the boots? Oh that's not a stripper, that's the babysitter.
Thanks,
College Humor!

Whereas normal people like to have fun with
unnecessary censorship, the "artistic types" (in this instance: pervs) prefer to strip down, throw a party, and play with necessary censorship. Is it art? Or just an excuse to get drunk and (let it all) hang out?

Party? I want this gorilla at my wedding — with balloons.
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Those support hose are gonna be working overtime tonight.
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Someone had a little too much fun last night: drinking, smoking, climbing couches, chasing down tail, running amok. You know — the works. And he ain't about to rouse from his alcohol-induced coma, cuz you know, those Zimas really eff you up man.