I'm starting to get nervous about Paris Hilton's faux campaigning for the presidency. I mean, she's consulting with faux West Wing president Martin "Josiah Bartlet" Sheen about her "pre-party for a party she's throwing before the after-party," and she already has a nickname for foreign policy — "fo po." Be afraid, people!
Paris Hilton for Prez. The blood in my veins just turned to ice, and an unholy gurgling has taken hold of my stomach. I knew the girl was ambitious, but this is truly terrifying.
Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, and the Olsen twins are back to fight off the culprit who's spreading crabs all over Hollywood. And just who is Captain Crabs? He's none other than Wilmer Valderrama from That '70s Show.
Ever wonder what a conversation would sound like between Jennifer Lopez and Paris Hilton? Wonder no more. In this mashup, the "interviewer" excuses himself to go "pinch a loaf" (ewwwwww!) and the banal patter begins.
