
You want the cute. But can you handle the cute? Here's a test.

To support the Hollywood writers, all the
piano-playing felines,
skateboarding canines,
hand-holding otters, and
dramatic chipmunks across the net have quit their antics and gone on strike, too. They won't showcase their skillz, and even worse, they've cut the drama. All joy is on hold.

Can a couple of hand-holding otters have some privacy, for Pete's sake? They didn't sign up for living in a zoo, so the least you can do is allow them privacy while they engage in their version of "walks on the beach." Still, I cannot look away.