
Have they just sent their youngest kids off to college? Or won the lottery? Or heard that they're
the next contestant on The Price Is Right?

Remember when Dina Lohan said she should have her own talk show because
Lindsay Lohan's friends all go to her for advice and call her "White Oprah"? Well, The Soup couldn't resist imagining how the intro to that show might unfold...

And when I say "on Oprah," I mean on Oprah. The woman's eyes nearly pop out of her head when this dog rises for a hug and hovers over her. It all gets more entertaining when Oprah brings out the world's smallest dog to allow the two canines to size each other up-- in more ways than one!

Lauryn Hill formerly of the Fugees (and lookin' all sorts of crazy) and Oprah Winfrey.
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Oprah is the new
Ellen. (Thought it was the other way around? Think again!)