
He likes ladies' thongs and he cannot lie.
You other brothers can't deny,
When this dude runs around in an itty-bitty thong,
And his round arse in your face,
You get . .

As if riding on the subway weren't sensory overload enough, this poor woman is the subject of a "no pants" prank courtesy of the
Improv Everywhere jokers. She doesn't know whether to laugh or to be startled by the fact that slowly, all the dudes getting on the subway car are wearing boxers--so she just clutches her purse. (She can be thankful it wasn't "tighty whiteys" day, God forbid!)