Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, and the Olsen twins are back to fight off the culprit who's spreading crabs all over Hollywood. And just who is Captain Crabs? He's none other than Wilmer Valderrama from That '70s Show.
Our friends over at
This Just In... got an exclusive recording of a recent phone conversation had between pretty, pretty jailbird Paris Hilton and her
"friend" Nicole Richie. If you listen in, you'll overhear the two gossip about life, the slammer, and possible escape tactics-- nothing out of the ordinary for young Hollywood these days. And Nicole has developed an interesting jail avoidance plan-- one that involves a hunger strike, a baby, and a set of keys...
In Touch Weekly got a hold of an obnoxious email invitation from Nicole Richie to friends for a Memorial Day weekend get together. She invites her friends to "celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer" and to "glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of Tsubi jeans." The crowning touch?
The superhero group The Superficial Friends comprising Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, and the Olsen Twins, find themselves in this episode lured into the lair of diabolical fanboy Harry Knowles, who first threatens to write a bad review of LiLo's latest film, and then reveals he just wants to turn them into love slaves. How do they get out of it? Nicole choke holds one bad guy with her thighs, LiLo's breasts beat up another guy, and one of the Olsens turns into Bob Saget.
