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Would You, Could You Dress Nude?

GiggleSugar — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 07:00:00 -0700

Earlier this week, we explored the hype around naked-looking duds and arrived at the collective conclusion that it's all a bunch of "eww odd crap." Little Miss Nipple Won't Quit missed (or ignored) our memo and braved the beach in her breast looking bikini. The question is: Would you, could you dress topless too?Source

Would You, Could You Dress Nude?

Why not? The human ~~body~~ nipple is a beautiful thing.

Hells no! I'd like to leave a little to the imagination.

Eh. I wouldn't, but I'm not offended if others do.

Dressed to Ill (NSFW-ish)

GiggleSugar — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 16:00:00 -0700

Nude is sexy — sometimes. But nude clothing? Not sexy, ever. What would compel someone to cover up a bona-fide birthday suit with a cheap ass knock-off tank? I applaud a healthy body image, but when the nakedness is fake and gratuitous — put some clothes over those clothes, will ya? Click here for more uncensored dressed in the nude photos.

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Cute Alert! Live Nude Dancing Cockatoo

GiggleSugar — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:00:00 -0700

Oscar ain't your average cutie patootie cockatoo. She has a tendency to make peeps feel uncomfortable, rather than happy and sappy all over, but she can't help it. Our gal is incapable of growing body hair so she sadly looks like this evening's din-din — but not so fast. Girlfriend has way too much charm to go to waste. Nature gave her a mandate to run around naked all the time, so she makes the most of her featherless existence. Anyone up for some live nude dancing?

Model Walks, Skirt Drops

GiggleSugar — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:00:00 -0700

It's not unusual for embarrassing clothing (or shoe!) malfunctions to happen on the runway. For this poor model, it's one of those days. What's even more disturbing is the camera dude's instinctive urge to zoom in when the chick is trying to run out of sight. A close-up of the model's arse is need-to-see "news," eh? Thanks, College Humor!

Dumbass of the Day: Nude Dude Robs a Mini-Mart

GiggleSugar — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:00:00 -0700

When the going gets bored, the bored get . . . naked? Carl Wagner reported that he grew bored one day, so he thought to liven things up by stripping down and robbing a local minimart. Naturally. To be fair, he wasn't fully nude; boyfriend had the decency to wear a hat. A bad hair day is a terrible thing to show off, unlike a compulsive fetish for flashing . . . (Thanks, eBaum's World!)

Streaker-Style Soccer

GiggleSugar — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:30:00 -0800

I don't know whether I enjoy this video because it's peanut butter streaker time (and I love me a surprise streaker every now and again) or because it shows some serious soccer-player skin. Three words: Where is Beckham? Show me Beckham!

Is This Really Necessary?

GiggleSugar — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 14:00:00 -0700

Meet André DeBouché. (Is that French for "douchebag"?) Where does André get off thinking that the world wants to see any portion of his body naked? And more importantly, how could he possibly think anyone's vaguely interested in learning how to make an amateur paper airplane? Is it too much to ask that he offend us while teaching something useful?!

The Japanese Have Officially Outdone Themselves

GiggleSugar — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 12:58:50 -0700

I have no idea what this is supposed to promote, and neither does that little white dog. If this ad sells anything over there, it's pure insanity. That, and ass barking. (Which is good deal, actually.)

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New Sport: Extreme Streaking

GiggleSugar — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 12:57:19 -0700

You just gotta love streakers. They sacrifice their very dignity to give fans a comedic respite from the stressful shouting demands of sitting in the stands. It's a damn dirty job, but some freak's gotta do it. And this particular freak makes a singing-cartwheeling-hurdle jumping event of it! (And the scarf was a nice touch.)

Dressed To Ill

GiggleSugar — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 07:00:00 -0700

The family that dresses nude together, stays together. (Until the kids reach adulthood and their therapists tell them otherwise.)

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This Is High Fashion?

GiggleSugar — Wed, 23 May 2007 16:00:00 -0700

I don't know who would consider the rags she's wearing fashionable, but to each his own. Beyond sheer taste (or lack thereof), the problem with this outfit is that the clothes weren't the only thing on display down the runway. Yeowza! This is probably the only model I'll ever have any sympathy for.

Snowtime Striptease

GiggleSugar — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 13:07:28 -0800

Remember the Ally McBeal dancing phantom baby? Well, he had to grow up at some point.

WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 02 Jan 2007 09:20:00 -0800

"Herd mentality" at its best, but there are no sheep in this picture. Guess again!

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WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 04:02:00 -0800

Just a bunch of quasi-naked sumo wrestlers taking an exam. No big deal. But- without making anyone even more uncomfortable- I think someone better get his eyes on his own paper...Ahem, ahem. I don't care what he's checking out. He needs to NOT.

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