Nude is sexy — sometimes. But nude clothing? Not sexy, ever.
Oscar ain't your average cutie patootie cockatoo. She has a tendency to make peeps feel uncomfortable, rather than happy and sappy all over, but she can't help it. Our gal is incapable of growing body hair so she sadly looks like this evening's din-din — but not so fast.
It's not unusual for embarrassing clothing
(or shoe!) malfunctions to happen on the runway. For this poor model, it's one of those days. What's even more disturbing is the camera dude's instinctive urge to zoom in when the chick is trying to run out of sight.
When the going gets bored, the bored get . . .
