
You guys lost me at "men's premium brassiere."
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Boobs v. Moobs: Court Ruling Sparks Censorship Debate
England is bringing the "are
moobs the same as boobs?" controversy to the courts!
Moob alert! If you plan to press play on the vid below, equip yourself with a pair of sunglasses and/or a blindfold now. Moob man's muffin top hasn't seen the light of the day in a half decade — so why would he go on a shirt strike now? It beats me, but I do think a refrigerator and a box of magnets would do wonders for his social life.

Why haven't the good folks over at
Victoria's Secret tapped into the moob market yet? No casting call necessary. We got
the perfect model right here.

Hey, if you can't beat 'em,
join 'em. (Who married this goober?!)
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