Fashion shows are much more worthwhile when we get to see how the clothes look on the ground, upside down, flying, tumbling, rolling, and so on. In other words, when
the models are falling. Picture perfect is nice and all, but a little down-to-earth spontaneity never hurt anyone.
It's not unusual for embarrassing clothing
(or shoe!) malfunctions to happen on the runway. For this poor model, it's one of those days. What's even more disturbing is the camera dude's instinctive urge to zoom in when the chick is trying to run out of sight.
Some punk ass with a mic was in the mood to ridicule (or flirt with) a model, so he pulled this chick aside and told her one of the oldest jokes in the book. She knew the joke was on her, but that's about all she knew. To be fair, she mumbled something about being a stupid model— a wise assessment, indeed!
Can everyone leave Jennifer Love Hewitt alone? Hells no. They throw her on magazine covers and discuss her on morning news programs, as if her body weight is the most important thing on our national agenda.
She's thinner, leggier, and has hair "down to there." She's the new Top Model Barbie. She's got a seductive gaze, stylishly blunt bangs, and multiple size negative outfits to squeeze her scanty waist into.
