"Ken Lee?" you ask, puzzled. "I've never heard of that one."
We've all heard Carmina Burana's "O Fortuna" at some point or another, but have we sat down and really listened to the lyrics? I never knew the song was so food-oriented. From tuna to cheese, chips, chili, cherries, and berries — it's all in there.
They can be corny and repetitive, but I never get sick of
misheard lyrics. If anyone has ideas for a song or video that makes no sense, send 'em to me! I wanna Gnu, have you ever seen Lorraine.
I can make out some of these lyrics, but most of what I caught makes about as much sense as this "translation." My fave? "I wanna be keeping you, worm."
By improved, I mean these lyrics make absolutely no sense, but their incoherence is our hilarity. Case in point: "Come see me eat nipples, eat nipples, eat nipples." Actually, color me unsurprised if Heidi Klum drops this line in her next
commercial spot for Victoria's Secret.
