If you're new to GiggleSugar, you might not know that we heart
Maury Povich. Aside from his regularly scaring the bejeezus out of people who have phobias, he lets careless mothers (usually of the teenage variety) know whether some dude they got horizontal with once is the baby daddy or not. Hence, these completely
inappropriate onesies.
The Godfather of Paternity Testing found the messiest love triangle, took some blood, and astonished the crowd with the mind-blowing results. Our momma slept with her boyfriend's brother and isn't sure who the father is. Given the genetics involved, the baby looks like both of the bros.
In addition to those graying good looks and sexy turtle neck sweaters, Maury Povich is the MacDaddy of paternity testing. Is there anything more attractive than a man who has devoted his life to helping the hoards of not-so-sure parents out there? He may make a show of getting their facts straight, but it's the thought — and blood work!
You gotta give
Maury Povich some points for consistency. If he's not terrifying the bejeezus out of his phobic guests or keeping desperate couples on pins and needles trying to figure out who the baby daddy is, he's showcasing ninth graders with sexual habits that would make a hooker blush. The question is, who's trashier — Maury or poor Angel?
