
The things on the list should go without saying, but some dudes need reminding. I especially love how this comedian replaces Green Day's lyric, "It's something unpredictable/but in the end it's right," with "If you're a man who doesn't want to get killed with a knife. .

I'm surprised I don't see this more often.
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It's all fun and games until someone blows someone else's head off. Then it's a major bummer.

Back in the day, the secret to unlocking a man's heart was to enhance the three B's:
Boobs, butt, and brains beauty.
Brains? What brains?!

These two cuties are celebrating California's decision to legalize gay marriage — but for different reasons, as we will find out. Turns out that in every relationship, gay or straight, there may be a person who's just not that into you. In that way.