
Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, and the Olsen twins are back to fight off the culprit who's spreading crabs all over Hollywood. And just who is Captain Crabs? He's none other than Wilmer Valderrama from That '70s Show.

Remember when Dina Lohan said she should have her own talk show because
Lindsay Lohan's friends all go to her for advice and call her "White Oprah"? Well, The Soup couldn't resist imagining how the intro to that show might unfold...

Some dudes got together and gave Nickelback's "Rock Star" a pop star make-over (or make-under?) From Madonna to Britney to Christina, these boys croon about the career making and breaking moves of the most famous gals around. Umm,
obsessed much, boys?
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This week,
The Superficial Friends are miffed that the cast of
Entourage has stolen the spotlight from them. How can the world stay abreast of their weight fluctuations and party girl antics if the paparazzi only follows those pretty boy hipsters around all day? The girls are prepared to put their powers into play, but will they succeed in their attention seeking?

Lindsay Lohan's newest movie
I Know Who Killed Me hits theaters today but due to her recent DUI "snafu," she was unable to make her scheduled Leno appearance earlier this week to promote the film. Lucky for her,
Rob Schneider came to the rescue. He not only volunteered to talk about the movie for her, but as her.