
This time, he takes on our dubious need for bottled water, how the French are to blame for everything, and the versatility of the major ingredients of Mexican food: tortillas, cheese, meat and/or vegetables. This man cracks me up every time.

Jim Gaffigan is obsessed with food — mostly food that's bad for you but yummy, like
Hot Pockets. Here, he talks about how if you don't have food,
The Food Network is a nice alternative. Then when you can't take it anymore, you can get your crack and your burgers.

It's no secret that I love me a hearty helping of Jim Gaffigan (with a little
Hot Pocket on the side) every now and then. The dude is downright hilarious. But I bet the director of this Saturn commercial thought otherwise after trying to get Jimmy to follow the script —he just wouldn't, couldn't, and as far as I'm concerned, shouldn't keep his lines.

When stand-up comedian Jim Gaffigan gets to joking about
food, he's effing unstoppable. (
Hot Pockets ring a bell for anyone?) So here he is on NBC's Late Night with Conan O'Brien, telling us a thing or two (or more) about...wait for it, wait for it...
BACON!
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As anyone who's seen Jim Gaffigan's bit on the quasi-food
Hot Pockets knows: When Jim talks about the crap he eats, he's freaking hilarious. Here, he discusses his unorthodox vegetarianism and why The Food Network is like porn. I.