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Dressed to Ill

GiggleSugar — Mon, 19 May 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Hello Naughty! Meanwhile, someone's little sister is running around the house looking for her beloved pink blankie. But this will make growing into big sis's hand-me-down clothes not such a drag later on. (May I recommend a matching bra to boot?)

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Darth Vader + Hello Kitty = Best Tattoo Ever

GiggleSugar — Wed, 07 May 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Forget leather and lace — Give to me your Vader, take from me, my Hello Kitty.

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Hello Puberty

GiggleSugar — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:00:00 -0700

Been looking for the matching kitty thong and vibrapurrrrr set that your little darling's been asking for? Look no more.

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Hello, No We Di'int!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:00:00 -0800

Hello Kitty hit the market a little over 30 years ago and took the world by storm. Both young and old are charmed by the button-eyed feline. Her peeps will buy anything Kitty and are always purring for more, but when we put the Japanese sweetheart on a thong— methinks we've gone too far. Hit up this slideshow for more crazy Kitty products. Source

Overcompensating Much?

GiggleSugar — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 01:00:00 -0800

Hey lady, less is more. The face is a canvas, but not that kind of canvas. The au natural you is way better looking without all those pink, blue, and boomerang brown hues painted all over the place. Please put the watercolors away, mmmkay? To see more overcompensation of all kinds, check out the gallery below. (Word to the wise: a little Hello Kitty goes a long way—use sparingly.)

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Just in Time for Halloween!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 15:00:00 -0700

Good-bye dignity. Hello Kitty.

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Hello Kitty Wedding

GiggleSugar — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 03:00:00 -0700

Adding a Celine Dion soundtrack to this Hello Kitty wedding sends it into orbit past Planet Bizarro and into a zone not yet charted by humans or Sanrio characters. (BTW, I didn't know HK had a boyfriend....)

Hello Kitty Is The New Face Of Air Guitar

GiggleSugar — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 09:11:45 -0700

The dude may be super sex-eh, but Hello Kitty steals the show here. I think it's the dull, blank stare on her face throughout his entire cracked-out performance that made this entertaining for me. Either that, or this dude's studded leather heart belt. It's a little too cute for comfort.

Hello...Hilton?

GiggleSugar — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 01:02:00 -0700

Still young and impressionable, Hello Kitty decided to make Paris Hilton a role-model. A few gallons of bleach, a pair of blue contacts and a Chihuahua later, Kitty emerged as your child's worst influence. On the bright side (and no, I'm not referring to her new wardrobe), Hello Hottie is missing a mouth-- so you'll never have to hear the phrase "weiner head" used as a comeback ever again.

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Dressed To Look Pretty (In Pink)

GiggleSugar — Fri, 12 Jan 2007 00:02:00 -0800

Hello Kitty called. She wants her blush back.

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