It's kinda refreshing to see an ad that focuses not on whittling down what your mama gave you, but rather adding on to it! But I've got a better idea: Instead of buying Viglutes butt-enhancer, how about just being OK with how you look and spending your money instead on nachos? Hey, it works for me.
I never noticed until Sarah Haskins (my new comedic hero) points it out here, but, ads for birth control pills never talk about their main selling point: you can have sex without getting pregnant! It's always about controlling or eliminating your period. She snarks, "Well, now we don't have to leave the tribe and go sit in that hut for a week.
What do you mean "what if"?
This is all kinds of wrong. Please tell me it's a publicity stunt? "Natalie Dylan" (not her real name, cuz, you know, she'll auction off her virginity but not reveal her name!) wants to "capitalize on her virginity" by auctioning it off through the Bunny Ranch brothel in Nevada.
You've heard of a montage, right? Well, here's a MANtage, loosely stitched together filmic scenes of men being 100% real men. Choppin' wood.
