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The Perfect Bling for a Hooptie

GiggleSugar — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Again, I ask, who exactly at the DMV is approving these things?

Another Streaker Amuses Himself at the Expense of My Eyeballs

GiggleSugar — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:20:00 -0700

What possesses dudes to take off their clothes, disrupt sporting events (in this case, a cricket match in Edgbaston, Birmingham in Central England), and flash their little willies? There's gotta be a name for this disorder. Any ideas, readers?

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Unfortunate Name #563

GiggleSugar — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 07:00:00 -0700

You know poor Mike here was teased mercilessly as a teen. So, Mike, I apologize in advance for prolonging your pain, but I just cannot help myself. Bwahahahaha!

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Your Face Here

GiggleSugar — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 14:00:00 -0700

The rich and famous aren't like you and me. They get to have faces in Life & Style magazine.

Pie Charts Made Simple

GiggleSugar — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 03:00:00 -0700

Mmmmm. Pie.

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Somebody Really Loves Scrabble!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 16:00:00 -0700

I mean, loved Scrabble.

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Moving Tip #28

GiggleSugar — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 14:00:00 -0700

I hate when that happens.

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I'm Lovin' It!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Please tell me this is real.

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This Is One Way to Get Your Neighbors to Scoop Up After Their Dogs

GiggleSugar — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 15:00:00 -0700

The submitter of this charming "note" told Passive-Aggressive Notes that Mr. Apt. # 105 "lets his dog out, deposits her gifts on the sidewalk, and then runs back. Dude stands and watches her, perfectly at his ease.” He continues, “This has been going on for as long as I’ve lived here, so I guess someone finally got fed up.” That'll teach him!

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Someone's Waiting for His Bedtime Story

GiggleSugar — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 04:00:00 -0700

"Whatcha waitin' for? Can I hear Goodnight Moon tonight?"

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Cute Alert: Turtle Gets His Snack On

GiggleSugar — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 01:00:00 -0700

It's a mashed potato-eatin' toity! I heart him.

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Whasssuuuup?!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Alternate title: 'Sup, dog? (Did someone give these pooches some coffee?)

Thanks, College Humor!

Have You Always Wanted to Be on the Cover of a Magazine?

GiggleSugar — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 16:00:00 -0700

Well, here's your chance. Just upload a picture to this site and you're on your way to stardom! Look below to see a sampling of some Sugar ladies enjoying their 15 minutes of fame. And me in the People magazine cover there? That's actually real.

(FabSugar, CasaSugar, BuzzSugar, FitSugar, and GiggleSugar)

Suspicious Van of the Day

GiggleSugar — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 04:00:00 -0700

I doubt this will be a regular feature here, but it is on this awesome website GorillaMask found: Suspicious Vans. We see them all the time, lurking, needing a wash, and, as in this picture, being driven by a clown. Van + Clown = Suspicion Overload.

Sears Portrait Studios Are Branching Out!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 13:00:00 -0700

It's not just cute kittens and kids in strange poses anymore. Hang ten, grams!

Thanks, College Humor!

Another Ruined Vacation Photo

GiggleSugar — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 14:00:00 -0700

Why is some dude always butting in to good pictures?

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Mr. Cruisin' Cooler Man Rules

GiggleSugar — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:00:00 -0700

BabySugar took these lovely sunset pics of a bitchin' dude tooling down the street in Houston on his CoolerMobile (TM), with a lit cigarette in one hand and a beer between his strangely tan and hairless legs. Too bad the pics don't come with a soundtrack, as he was emitting Metallica ("Enter, Sandman" if you must know) from an unknown source. Aside from the beer (don't drink and drive!), this guy is my hero. I miss Texas.

Sad!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 08:00:00 -0700

You kids don't know disappointment! Imagine if you will, an excited 5-year-old who thinks she's gonna grow an entire sea monkey colony of her very own! And what does she get instead? Brine shrimp. Near-microscopic lumpules of thingymajigs floating around dirty water. (Sorry, I had to share.)

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Cute Alert: Penguin Survey

GiggleSugar — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Extremely satisfied is my guess.

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Children's Drawings Come to Life

GiggleSugar — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 08:00:00 -0700

These pictures make me happy! I wish I knew more about the details of this project, but I guess it's pretty self-evident. Take some kids' drawings, reenact them in all their innocent splendor, and then take a picture. Oh, yeah. And then post them on the Internet so folks like me can put them up for all to see. Wheee!

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Amazing Bento Boxes

GiggleSugar — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 12:00:00 -0700

Now these folks know how to play with their food! Lunch is one of my favorite parts of the day. It doesn't matter if I'm eating takeout, or if I brought a modest sandwich in the office to toast in our panini maker (mmmm, toasted sandwich!). The point is, lunch rules. Imagine if you made your lunch in the shape of cute animals and funny faces? I don't know if I can get behind blue rice, but mushrooms in the shape of birds flying into an egg yolk sunset? A sandwich with angry red bell pepper eyebrows? Sign me up!

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Chess on a Rollercoaster

GiggleSugar — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Because stationary chess is for wusses.

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Boy Cats Are All the Same

GiggleSugar — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 08:00:00 -0700

I had to post this because a) I love the idea of a "husband kitteh" and b) I gotta give props to the "big hairy deal" formulation. That really is making something a big deal!

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Here's a Diagram I Can Understand

GiggleSugar — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 04:00:00 -0700

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Move Over Cats With Cheezburgers!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 10:20:00 -0700

There's some competition in town! And these dogs mean business.

Thanks, I Has a Hot Dog!

Introducing: The Homer Simpson Euro Coin

GiggleSugar — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 04:00:00 -0700

A Neatorama reader sent in this Euro coin he found in Spain with the face of King Juan Carlos I De Borbon y Borbon (whew!) altered to look like Homer Simpson. All of our coins should be modified in this manner. Who wants to see Roosevelt's and Lincoln's mugs! Bring me the heads of Kermit and Fozzie Bear!

The Honest Desktop

GiggleSugar — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 14:00:00 -0700

Although you've called your folder, "19th Century Love Poetry," it should probably really be called "Decoy Hidden-Porn Folder," or, in my case, "Cats in Glasses: A Gallery." Click here to see the entire honest desk top.

Thanks, College Humor!

What's Wrong With This Picture?

GiggleSugar — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 09:00:00 -0700

Some people like nothing better than ruining other people's fun. Other people, like me, enjoy tsk-tsking this act, and then laughing at the result. Hypocritical? Probably. But it's my job.

Thanks, eBaum's World!

Pregnancy Tips For the Clueless

GiggleSugar — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 15:00:00 -0700

This is like What to Expect When You're Expecting For Dummies. Click on the gallery below for some other amazing dos and don'ts.

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In Celebration of the Mutton Chop

GiggleSugar — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 11:40:00 -0700

The folks at Mutton Chops Rock pay homage to one of the most extreme facial hair trends out there — so-called mutton chop sideburns. They start as regular sideburns, and then crawl over large portions of the face in the shape of a big-ass mutton chop. My fave mutton chops are on Joel Gion (former Brian Jonestown Massacre tambourine player) shown up there. But if you look at the gallery below, Mutton Chops Rock has gathered quite an impressive stockpile of images.

Best Student ID Ever

GiggleSugar — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Maybe getting a college education isn't such a great thing for you, after all.

Thanks, College Humor!

Time Waster Extraordinaire: Custom Receipts

GiggleSugar — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 07:00:00 -0700

I am in love with this thing. Go to Custom Receipts and make one of these to pass around to your friends. It's addictive! (Oh, and if you get fired cuz you were effing around with this, I take full responsibility!)

At Least It's Not a Misspelled Tattoo

GiggleSugar — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 14:00:00 -0700

The awesome thing about this typo (or ESL issue?) is that it's kinda true.

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Larry King in the Key of Fruity Pebbles

GiggleSugar — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 09:00:00 -0700

So San Francisco hipsters are doing something besides walkin' around too cool for school in their hoodies and ultra-tight jeans: They're creating art out of Fruity Pebbles. You heard me right! I know you thought that was just a screen shot up there of ol' Larry King, but it's hottie artist Ryan Alexiev's rendition of the television icon in the unique medium of breakfast cereal. As the folks at this blog said, "No doubt — Larry King looks pretty appropriate rendered in high-fructose corn syrup and artificial coloring." I couldn't agree more.

Another Misspelled Tattoo

GiggleSugar — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Oh, the ironee.

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Why, People, Why?!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 10:00:00 -0700

Before: A fresh-faced little girl with her whole life in front of her. After: Damned to eternal bad tattoo hell as the shadowy, gray-toothed, sooty-faced demon. Good job, guys!

Thanks, College Humor!

So Much For That New Year's Resolution

GiggleSugar — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 15:00:00 -0700

Like Christmas trees kicked to the curb days after they've outlived their usefulness, post-New Year's resolution exercise machines are probably littering the American landscape around this time. Sad!

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Before and After

GiggleSugar — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 03:00:00 -0700

I don't know about you, but I think the first doggie's kinda cute!

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Time for Plan B

GiggleSugar — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Oh, man. You can wear your heart on your sleeve, or, in this case, your brain on your back.

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Best Wedding Reception Ever

GiggleSugar — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 16:52:27 -0700

Remember, it's the first day of the rest of your lives together. Drink life to the fullest.

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Best DIY Bumper Sticker Ever

GiggleSugar — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:00:00 -0700

Namasté is a greeting commonly used by Hindus, Sikhs, and Buddhists in the Indian subcontinent to express deep respect. In yoga, you say it with a slight bow and palms together to mean "I am your humble servant." For this smartass, it's scrawled onto the rear end of a dirty car to say "up yours" to total strangers. Hey, language has to evolve, right?

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Where's the Beef?

GiggleSugar — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 10:00:00 -0700

20-something years later, someone answers the question.

Thanks, College Humor!

Ruh Roh!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 14:00:00 -0700

The few, the proud, the semi-naked.

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Tom Selleck Birthday Cake

GiggleSugar — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 04:00:00 -0700

I got dibs on the hairy chest frosting!

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Men Who Look Like Kenny Rogers

GiggleSugar — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 16:00:00 -0700

As much as I love Kenny Rogers singing "The Gambler" and "Islands in the Stream" with Dolly Parton, I can't say the guy is on my mind a lot. Clearly, though, he's on the minds of the freakos who put together Men Who Look Like Kenny Rogers. It takes dedication to feature all Kenny, all the time. And who knew so many people looked like the silver-haired dude? (See the gallery below for a sampler.)

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The Economy Must Be Really Awful!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 13:00:00 -0700

A US senator and a presidential candidate are moonlighting as meatpacking plant supervisors. It's gettin' bad, people!

Pikachu!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 04:00:00 -0700

I see you.

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Happy Fourth of July!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 07:00:00 -0700

GiggleSugar wishes you a happy, safe, and fun Fourth of July! If you get bored and wanna look at cute animal videos or exclusively cute cat videos, just click on those links and have fun!

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Nobody Doesn't Like Marilyn Manson

GiggleSugar — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 10:00:00 -0700

Hey rockers, if you want a sign you've lost any edge you ever had, here's a visual.

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These Shoes Weren't Made for Walking

GiggleSugar — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 09:00:00 -0700

I believe they're what they call "conversation pieces." Although I could use those umbrella shoes on rainy days. . .

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