
For those of you who'll take anything that's free (you know who you are), have we got a find for you! Up for grabs and sitting in someone's yard for immediate pickup, the couch above, according to eBay has "been rained on like once or four times, and a couple bunny rabbits have tried to nibble on it, but then were like Whoa this isn't tender chutes this is a Couch, hop hoppity, hoppy-hop."
If the description isn't enough of a sale, the owner notes that this "brownish" sleeper couch looks a lot like the one in
Family Guy.

If The Matrix was a bit too metaphysical for you, here's a version that might go down better: Family Guy Reloaded. If Peter Griffin wants to look as cool as Keanu did in the original, however, he might wanna hit the treadmill and get a new wardrobe.

How could wisecracking Stewie — the see-all, hear-all, know-all toddler on Family Guy — have no knowledge of the
"2 Girls, 1 Cup" Internet gross-a-thon? But he didn't. So Brian pounced on this naivety, conned the tyke into sitting in front of a computer, put a webcam to work, and hit play.

The following may seem unlikely — but think again. A while ago, we overheard an immature 911 dispatcher
crack a joke in the middle of some woman's urgent call for help. Funny?

Will Smith: kid tested, mother approved. In other words, totally safe for work.