In Touch Weekly got a hold of an obnoxious email invitation from Nicole Richie to friends for a Memorial Day weekend get together. She invites her friends to "celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer" and to "glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of Tsubi jeans." The crowning touch?

When we polled everyone on
the most scary kind of hairy, we forgot to mention the newest man-ifestation of hairy- that is, electronic hair-e-mail. Yes, it's true. The newest way to offend someone via email is by scrawling your message across a hairy dude's back using some hair-removal squirty goo, wiping, and then sending off the finished product- called
Hairy Mail.