"Note to self on Sunday morning: Wake up. Put on a suit. (Or maybe I never took off the suit I had on last night.) Hang out with pals I got drunk with the night before.
Meet Mark Ciptak. Instead of donating money to his presidential ticket of choice, or canvassing or any number of normal ways of showing his support, he decided to take the opportunity while his wife was recovering from childbirth to change their newborn baby's name from the lovely Ava Grace — to Sarah McCain Palin. His wife Layla declined to speak to reporters because she's tired and in shock.
Cliché alert: watching this is like watching a train wreck. You know it's going to happen, you don't want to watch, but you can't look away. Sigh.
There's usually nothing more boring than watching someone else get high. I've watched a lot of
Salvia trips online lately, and generally, they're dull or disturbing. The one you're about to see, though, is pretty hilarious, and just confirms to me that doing drugs is stoopid.
A Russian dude recently tried to rob a kiosk, only to get stuck in the window and have to get pried out by the cops! Whoops. Then, just to save face, he gave them some attitude.
