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Bill Nye the Science Guy...

GiggleSugar — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 10:00:00 -0700

On someone's thigh. . .why?!

Oh, Jeez

GiggleSugar — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Pierced nipples. On someone's naked butt. This way, you can tell a boob is headed in your direction whether he's comin' or goin'. How thoughtful!

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Another Awesome Tattoo

GiggleSugar — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 14:00:00 -0700

Oh, man. A croissant reading the paper while drinking coffee. How civilized! That is, until you remind yourself that this dainty croissant is a tattoo. On someone's ass. (I can't decide which is my favorite —this croissant, or the dolphin smoking a bong in his favorite tattered recliner. Decisions, decisions.)

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A Symbol of Your Undying Love For...

GiggleSugar — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 00:02:00 -0700

Whomever.

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Teeny Bopper Gets Her First (And Last) Tattoo

GiggleSugar — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 09:20:00 -0700

All the cool kids may be doing it, but Little Miss Sunshine here has a low tolerance for pain, which makes her a bad candidate for the teensy ankle tattoo she's about to get. The crew has pinned her down — Mom, is that you? — and given her a stress ball to gnaw on, but they have no idea what they're in for. I hope an exorcism comes with that tatt, cuz someone's head is about to spin . . .

Undressed to Ill

GiggleSugar — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 09:40:00 -0700

I'd normally call a full-body lizard tattoo a bad idea, but in this instance, I greatly appreciate the distraction.

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Women Always Go for the Dogs

GiggleSugar — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 09:00:00 -0700

More like: guilty of being conceited, dumbass, and desperate. (But if we drizzle some nacho cheese on that douche dog, Mr. Weiner Head just might score a date. )

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Prepster Turned Bad Boy Got a Tatt

GiggleSugar — Tue, 13 May 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Dude, a designer knockoff will get you nowhere.

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Mom? Dad? Is Anybody Home?!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Remember the tramp stamp stickers sold at Toys "R" Us? This little darling just got one . . . and won't quit lifting her shirt (don't even think about it, Joe Francis) to show the new tatt off, along with her fave pair of My Little Pony purple panties. Kids are so gosh darn cute these days — how can we stand it?

Thanks, eBaum's World!

Beats a Hallmark Card

GiggleSugar — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 13:00:00 -0700

"Mum, Dad, thanks for covering my ass all those years. I'm ~~forever~~ permanently grateful. Love you thong time!"

Thanks, eBaum's World!

The "Just Checking" Tatt

GiggleSugar — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:00:00 -0700

Boyfriend got a ruler tattooed to his inner thigh so he can measure his manhood when need be. I'm sure all the dudes in the locker room are jealous — or maybe not, depending on the ruler's final verdict. Methinks someone's placing too much emphasis on the size of his ship. Why give the mighty ruler a leg to stand on when men can be measured by a plethora of other qualities, such as how douchey they are? This dude assures that the tatt was inked as a joke. He only wanted "to make fun of the fact that most guys lie about how big they are." Umm-hmm. For more on the story, visit ModBlog.

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Dumb or Awesome Tattoos?

GiggleSugar — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:00:00 -0700

There's a fine line between dumb and awesome, and these tattoos straddle that distinction nicely. Did the person getting the tattoo think they were awesome? Then they're dumb. Does the person looking at the tattoo think they're dumb but enjoy them anyway? Then they're awesome. Class is dismissed. Quiz on Friday. Source

Psssst . . .

GiggleSugar — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Bert and Ernie took their friendship to the next level a long time ago.

Thanks, eBaum's World!

Cuz Sticker Books Are So Passé

GiggleSugar — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Toys "R" Us is corrupting our kids — one Hooters bar and tramp stamp at a time.
(For an eye witness account of this 50 cent atrocity, click here.)

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Look Ma, Grandpa Got a Tatt!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 09:00:00 -0700

If only this "grass" grew back!

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Give It a Rest Already!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:40:26 -0700

Is comfort the new cool? Artist Nick Baxter seems to think so. A number of months ago, we posted this silly lounge chair tatt. It didn't sit too well with some of us, while others were able to appreciate the fine artistry on display. Well, Nick has created a few more for us to love to hate . . . to love? You decide.

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Um...Happy St. Patrick's Day?

GiggleSugar — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:00:00 -0700

Someone missed the memo that in order to be "get lucky," it's gotta be a four-leaf clover.

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Oh, Sheesh

GiggleSugar — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:00:00 -0800

I didn't even need to put a privacy bar over this woman's face, but I'm so embarrassed on her behalf that I consider it a favor. Oh, and Johnny Depp called. He wants his face back.

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WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 13:02:03 -0800

Mommy, I don't like the way that man is looking at me!

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It Won't Magically Disappear, Sweetheart. . .

GiggleSugar — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 07:00:00 -0800

This chick has Criss Angel lurking over her shoulder 24/7— is she out of her mind?! Freak.

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eBay Find: "Tattoo Your Advertisment on My Neck"

GiggleSugar — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:00:00 -0800

Someone must be hard up for cash. The dude above put his neck up for sale as advertising space. The highest bidding company or individual would win the unique privilege of having their logo, name, or design tattooed on the seller, but the bidding term ended and no one made the minimum $2000 starting bid. If our no-name Canadian friend would bulk up a bit and increase his neck span — maybe become a high profile body builder or football player in the process — interest in his real estate might peak. What I'd like to know is how many turtlenecks he's got hanging in his closet at home. . .

Trend Watch: Bar Code Tatts

GiggleSugar — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 08:00:00 -0800

Do bar code tattoos make a statement about our consumer-driven culture or our worth in this dehumanizing world? All I know is that this trend is fug. When they first hit the scene, they were generally hidden at the nape of people's necks, but these days, any body part is up for sale. Now that everyone's got their own UPC code, are these "unique" tatts really worth the investment anymore?

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Who Needs a Wallet-Sized Photo?

GiggleSugar — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 14:30:00 -0800

You know those people who compulsively whip out photos of their kids? She didn't want to be one of them.

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A Butt Tatt Between Friends

GiggleSugar — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 08:00:00 -0800

This dude must have lost one hellavuh bet.

Thanks, College Humor!

Back That Tatt Up

GiggleSugar — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 00:02:00 -0800

Too awsome to crack a dictionary, I see.

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Who Needs a Post-It?

GiggleSugar — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 11:30:00 -0800

Now walk it out. . .

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Nice Tattoo, Dude

GiggleSugar — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 13:30:00 -0800

Can you imagine waking up to this guy's chest? I identify with the tiny guy trapped inside the monster's maw who seems to be saying "Why, why, why?!"

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The Dumbest of Dumbass Tattoos

GiggleSugar — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 04:00:00 -0800

As if the tattoo isn't despicable enough, the owner of it paid to get tiny little implants inserted into his leg — directly beneath Carmen Sandiego's ginormous breasts. Imagine that, his tattoo is "a real girl" now! The only thing missing is a training bra. But seriously, someone needs to give this punk a swift kick to the left shin, followed by another kick to the groin. What a douche.

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Another Tattoo Lost in Translation

GiggleSugar — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 03:00:00 -0800

It happens time and time again. Someone gets a tattoo in Chinese letters and the translation is off the mark. The poor girl below (who looks thirteen) wanted to express her undying love for her boyfriend. Instead, she got a permanent declaration of dumbass inked into her skin, and of all places— down her belly. Given the translation, methinks the tattoo artist knew exactly what he was writing.

Mugs 'N Tatts

GiggleSugar — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 04:00:00 -0800

Karma's a b*tch, eh? So I wonder what Mr. ~~Stoned~~ Tired Beyond Belief did to get thrown in the slammer. And let's not overlook the "Princess" below— royally screwed much? Regardless of the charges made against these fools, the fact that they have birds of prey inked into their foreheads and grenades at their necks is enough reason to lock 'em up— just so we can take pics and make fun of them.

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The Mother of All Annoying Tattoos

GiggleSugar — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 04:00:00 -0800

"To quote Pee Wee, or not to quote Pee Wee..."
That is the (dumbass) question.

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Connect the Dumbass Tattoo

GiggleSugar — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 04:00:00 -0800

We've seen what happens when the artwork inside children's coloring books is used to inspire body art. It's almost always a regrettable thing. So why would someone take it a step further by inking a connect-the-dots tattoo (of a giraffe, no less) into her skin? Certainly not for its entertainment value. After one go around, then what? Back to dot one... (Thanks, eBaum's World!)

Eligible Bachelor du Jour

GiggleSugar — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 02:00:00 -0700

Can't say I know much about the fella, but one thing's for sure, he's in touch with his sensitive side (either that, or he's a killer). But if boyfriend's brave enough to tatt two tears to his cheek, then he must wear his heart on his sleeve, too. All together now: "Awww..." (And if he starts to bug, you at least know where and how to cut him off. Finally, a man who comes with a set of instructions!)

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Ruh Roh!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:00:00 -0700

This tattoo artist found out 26 years after he had this Chinese lettering tattooed to his chest that it says...Coca Cola. Whoops. (He thought it was his name in Chinese letters.) He was in Thailand and someone asked him why he was advertising Coke on his chest. Hey, at least it doesn't say "I wish I'd stop menstruating." Click here to read more.

How's That Workin' for Ya?

GiggleSugar — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 04:00:00 -0700

I love quoting Dr. Phil. But seriously, dude, maybe the "systsem" could edumacate your ass in the basix, such as like in spelling. Or, you could just study with Miss Teen South Carolina. I hear she knows a lot about US American maps.

When You Got It, Flaunt It

GiggleSugar — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 08:00:00 -0700

Let's leave nothing to the imagination, shall we?

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Tattoos: The Good, The Bad, The Dumbass

GiggleSugar — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:30:00 -0700

We've seen our share of dumb tattoos. Here are a few more to add to the pile. Some are slightly endearing, such as the dude who got his kid's grade school pic inked to his chest (assuming that actually is his kid). Others are downright sleazy. And then there's the dumbass who numbered each one of his fingers, which is slightly smarter than stamping "stupid" across your forehead— no joke. It's been done.

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Tattoo Removal, Anyone?

GiggleSugar — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 13:30:00 -0700

This is one "hard"-headed woman!

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More Stupid Tattoos

GiggleSugar — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 09:50:00 -0700

I can only imagine this (presumably drunk) guy getting the above tattoo while obnoxiously announcing, "Eat your heart out Hannibal Lecter!" But dude, this is not the way to impress a chick. I don't care how much it hurt. A woman's Prince Charming will never have the face of Hannibal Lecter inked into his skin. It just defies the laws of common sense and sensibility. You would have been better off getting, oh I don't know, a recliner etched onto your butt. It's still scary, but not in that flesh-eating serial killer sort of way.