Pierced nipples. On someone's naked butt. This way, you can tell a boob is headed in your direction whether he's comin' or goin'.
Oh, man. A croissant reading the paper while drinking coffee. How civilized.
All the cool kids may be doing it, but Little Miss Sunshine here has a low tolerance for pain, which makes her a bad candidate for the teensy ankle tattoo she's about to get. The crew has pinned her down — Mom, is that you. — and given her a stress ball to gnaw on, but they have no idea what they're in for.
I'd normally call a full-body lizard tattoo a bad idea, but in this instance, I greatly appreciate the distraction.
Source
Whomever.
