Doesn't mean baby gets. Unless baby goes to
this store . .
I'm dying to know how (and why) this guy went home without shoes, and if he ever got them back. If anyone has any information, please let me know. (I should put up my own sign.)
Source
"Note to self on Sunday morning: Wake up. Put on a suit. (Or maybe I never took off the suit I had on last night.) Hang out with pals I got drunk with the night before.
I kind of have a crush on Leo Allen (any relation to Woody?). I saw him live recently when he opened for the awesome Janeane Garofalo, and although his act started off slow and awkward, it got quirkier and better and funnier. Here, he's talking about how drinking is dangerous because it makes you think you're good at stuff it's dangerous to think you're good at.
I love how he appears to be monitoring the situation like a scientist. Bonus points for mysterious stains on the shirt's sad message. Sigh.
