
I hate to say it, but this has become
one sick holiday.
(
Wal-Mart, is that you again?)
Source

If you thought watching
a grown man squeeze into an oversized balloon was ridiculous, wait until you see this dude attempt to get his head into a condom. His video is called, "How To Use A Condom!" Usually, they have a 99% effectiveness rate.

It's no secret that men dislike wearing condoms, but what else is a gal to do-- trust the man when he says that a wizard "put magic" on his willy so there's absolutely no risk of pregnancy or STDs with him? That sounds about right. (Thanks,
Web Junk TV!)